Like anyone would ever want to date Chris. There's a reason why every "girlfriend" he ever had was a troll/catfish.
This was really the only major thing keeping him from getting a woman. He went the incel route and was extremely picky about it.
I always thought that asexual thing was something she told him to get him to back off. And I think that things can change over time in relationships, so maybe he would have had a shot at a proper romantic relationship even if she was indeed asexual. I think she is weird enough to appreciate whatever Chris would bring to the table, at least for a while.
I sometimes wonder, was the gay trucker vest phase an attempt by Chris to recapture this look? We may never know.I still maintain to this day that specifically "Rollin n' Trollin" Chris could easily have gotten a trailer trash girl if he had stuck with it, and didn't still think girls needed to come to him.
So basically, Chris would have to drop the lesbian garbage and agree not to touch her. Yeah, I'm confident Chris will never have sex, just based on the fact that no one would want to sleep with him even they had a measurable libido.
Imagine Chris pulling this shit at a flea market.
To be fair, he did sell an ancient, yellowing Gameboy for that price.
Amused he already got rid of the Wii, but I suppose that was to be expected at this point.
for a return of Ms. Stephanie Bustcakes if things get desperate enough at 14 BLC.