Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm for a return of Ms. Stephanie Bustcakes if things get desperate enough at 14 BLC.

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Less convincing than Zuckerberg, honestly. They're bad with money, but they're not that bad.
I wouldn't be surprised if weens are paying for Chris to stay out of jail and for a new pair of lady curtains (TM).

 

[Jack Awful]

Fucking lol

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Surrounded by garbage, women's clothing, bad smells, and dog shit, Chris looks at his hair in the mirror, imagines it to be brown, and thinks to himself, "Yeah, that will make me a loser".

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Brown is what regular humans have. Special, unique and gifted souls like Chris' should stand out with a unique color. ( This is what Chris actually believes)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Brown is what regular humans have. Special, unique and gifted souls like Chris' should stand out with a unique color. ( This is what Chris actually believes)

He's like a re-tarded peacock trying to caste a wide net.

 

[Rupin]

I hung out with her once and I honestly believe she has no personal sexual desires. She's just some socially awkward girl who really likes Celtic Women and Paranormal Hunters and also doesn't understand when people make jabs at her.

Didn't she have a thing for father daughter incest though?

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Fucking lol

That's exactly what everyone wants Chris. All the people he met at ponyfuckfest and mag were mocking him, some people will say otherwise though. Chris has been a loser his entire life.

 

[Marvin]

Didn't she have a thing for father daughter incest though?

Maybe at one point. But gay incest fanfiction was a bigger part of her interests though.

You ever deal with nerd girls? Like hardcore ones, like fujoshi?

They write about the most fucked up, weird shit, but they're not really that interested in sexual activity themselves.

I think the emotional aspect is a big part of it. Like it's like a fucked up, legbeard thing.

That's exactly what everyone wants Chris. All the people he met at ponyfuckfest and mag were mocking him, some people will say otherwise though. Chris has been a loser his entire life.

At magfest? No, there was a big chunk of people expressing genuine goodwill towards him. Like he was Tommy Wiseau.

 

[asperhes]

Brown is what regular humans have. Special, unique and gifted souls like Chris' should stand out with a unique color. ( This is what Chris actually believes)

Girls are good, boys are bad. Big tits are good, small tits are bad. Autism is good, Aspergers is bad. Nintendo is good, HEXbox is bad.

Sonic's hair is NOT BROWN!

 

[DragoonSierra]

I'm for a return of Ms. Stephanie Bustcakes if things get desperate enough at 14 BLC.

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someone got thier tugboat pilfered

 

[Yop Yop]

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Fucking lol

I guess it'll be another 10 years before Chris makes an apology tweet for shaming all the brown haired women.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm for a return of Ms. Stephanie Bustcakes if things get desperate enough at 14 BLC.

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Two payments to the mortgage company? I'm getting deja vu over this.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2017_Facebook_posts#Whining_about_the_mortgage

 

[DragoonSierra]

Two payments to the mortgage company? I'm getting deja vu over this.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2017_Facebook_posts#Whining_about_the_mortgage

So youre saying Barb is poor white trash on a yearly cycle?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

This randomly popped up on my feed:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282919293320?ul_noapp=true

 

[Vendetta]

This randomly popped up on my feed:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282919293320?ul_noapp=true

Well, it happened. Chris finally confirmed what we all suspected since day 1. He likes ducks.

 

[reallyemo]

Chris is a pickle lover!

 

[Grapicot]

This randomly popped up on my feed:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282919293320?ul_noapp=true

And it can be yours for the reasonable price of only $100!

 

[CWCissey]

Who wants to bet that the writers intentionally fed Chris the wrong info and he thinks being bi-sexual is being both male and female?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This randomly popped up on my feed:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282919293320?ul_noapp=true

Time for him to get a neon green and black harness and hit up the gay bars, watch out all you twink fucc bois, because Naitsirhc is hungry for cock. In all honesty it will be easier for him to get laid if he advertises that PnP is okay, he'll attract every meth-head in the area who have little to no standards as long as he hosts or supplies.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'Bisexual coloured flag'. Fuxake.