Containment Random Chris Updates

Nikachu said:
I think it's all just apart of the tomgirl saga.
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Given the things he has done prior to this, his new profession is barely even a footnote in Christory. Especially since he's tried to prozzie up before, anal or not.

At least @Skeealator got what he wanted, so someone's happy.
 
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Chris has been pursuing a prostitution scheme for most of his adult life. Carlos is the first time we all saw it, but he considered it well before he ever put on those wraparound glasses and took a selfie. It’s been a long time that Chris has tried to be a hooker for the ladies, and nobody takes him up on it. Chris is getting older, becoming more desperate, and has done many things that he thought he’d never do. He’s also legitimately coming to terms with his past haunting him, at least that’s what I think he’s doing by selling his old stuff and pouting about being damned. Perhaps Chris is ready to try some homosexual stuff and make a buck off of it, because what does he have to lose? Maybe the Brony community showed him love can come from men too.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I'd say fake, but...who would have said years ago that Chris would go tranny?
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Clyde Cash pretty much called it that Chris was going to have sexual identity issues before the tomgirl saga even began.

Uncanny Valley said:
No straight dude hates men this much.
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It's not so much Chris hating men as it is Chris hating the fact he is male. Fed on a lifestyle of indulgence, spoiling, and media stereotypes, he thought he was perfect and women should be throwing themselves at him (and I bet a small part of him still thinks this). The main reason he went down this tomgirl/tranny path is more out of his desire to actually get a new fuckmommy, and he was convinced literally every single straight girl for miles around was already taken by a boyfriend, and thus he's been angling the lesbian angle purely to get some carpetmuncher china instead.

In truth, him going full tranny is a result of overexposure to modern counterculture. He probably would have just been happy being a crossdresser if this occured a few decades previously (though at the same time things would be worse because autism wasn't even a blip on the radar a few decades back, either)
 
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James Howlett said:
Might not even be a stress poop; If you pull out too quickly during anal the vacuum can create fecal incontinence. Source: I one time had to take a shower with a broken arm after I fell off the edge of my girlfriends college dorm bunk before going to the hospital.

That being said, when is this going to get locked?
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Whopporito blowback is 20 dollars more.
 
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See here's the thing.. Chris might just be autistic enough to be one of the few humans on this planet that's actually gender fluid.

To put it this way: if a male dog tries to hump my leg, I'm not going to assume its gay. It's just gotta hump something.
 
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Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ. Whoever this Idea Pimp is, he's taking this shit a little bit too far.


I'm surprised some ween isn't racing their gay ass to Ruckersville right now.
 
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niggers said:
i'm really fucking disappointed one of you fuckers hasn't already gone through with it yet

50 bucks for a bj and possibly the biggest event since the trannying, or 1000 for some overpriced garbage.

someone should be racing their gay ass to virginia right now
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Go for it, just remember that after 3.1 million BJs, Chris will have to get some saliva from Barb.
 
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niggers said:
i'm really fucking disappointed one of you fuckers hasn't already gone through with it yet

50 bucks for a bj and possibly the biggest event since the trannying, or 1000 for some overpriced garbage.

someone should be racing their gay ass to virginia right now
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I'm thinking that there do exist deviants that are doing exactly this, but they're [sensibly] far too terrified of this forum to come here & spew about it. Users especially. Which is more horrifying than anything... whatever goes on that actually never hits the radar... :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
 
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No money will be exchanged until he can demonstrate his technique using, at the very minimum, a hebrew national frank along with a video examining the frank for bite marks or tooth scrapes.

Wonder how he'd add that cwc touch that makes evertyhing extra autistic when the tour ends an the bj experience begins "Annnd that is the grand tour of my humble abode, for your um your pleasure we can now select the locale of our suck session, here we have, er, my mom's pile of valuable collectibles, an over here we have our kitchen filled with good food and here we have a hallway overlooking my work area, yes THE work area where I illustrate, create and share all Sonichu and twilight sparkle material *faint ps4 music in the bacground* and i can do the suck out here while you glance into the magical studio."
 
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Kosher Dill said:
So far I see no reason to believe Chris is actually trying to prostitute himself, or any of the other bizarre things posted on his accounts lately. It's just as likely that he sold control of the accounts, or he's being "possessed" by a headmate, or someone is paying him to say the specific things he's saying.
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I don't think Chris ego would ever allow him to rent out/sell his social media accounts. If that happened how would Chris update everyone as to all the dumb shit he's thinking about. Come to think of it, if all of Chris social media accounts were to banned, it would probably be good.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Clyde Cash pretty much called it that Chris was going to have sexual identity issues before the tomgirl saga even began.



It's not so much Chris hating men as it is Chris hating the fact he is male. Fed on a lifestyle of indulgence, spoiling, and media stereotypes, he thought he was perfect and women should be throwing themselves at him (and I bet a small part of him still thinks this). The main reason he went down this tomgirl/tranny path is more out of his desire to actually get a new fuckmommy, and he was convinced literally every single straight girl for miles around was already taken by a boyfriend, and thus he's been angling the lesbian angle purely to get some carpetmuncher china instead.

In truth, him going full tranny is a result of overexposure to modern counterculture. He probably would have just been happy being a crossdresser if this occured a few decades previously (though at the same time things would be worse because autism wasn't even a blip on the radar a few decades back, either)
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One could argue that Chris’ vehement heterosexuality was akin to demanding Legos over Mega Bloks. He really fucking wanted Legos for Christmas, and he’ll pout and scream if he gets Mega Bloks. At the end of the day Chris is going to play with whatever the fuck his helpless ass gets. He really wanted a fuckmommy because men date women like Bob said so, and Chris ain’t no fag. It’s 2018 now and Bob’s gone, Chris has been a woman for years now and he believes he always has been one. Oh yeah and also Chris has a relationship with being wrong now. Old Chris was never wrong. “Christine” used to be Chris who tried to cure gayness with a blood serum in his comics. Now Christine expects gay women, who years ago he wanted to forcibly turn straight, to date him. If Chris was wrong about that, what else does he feel wrong about? It’s new territory for Chris: being wrong. His helicopter parents kept him from that feeling his entire childhood.

Mason Verger said:
See here's the thing.. Chris might just be autistic enough to be one of the few humans on this planet that's actually gender fluid.

To put it this way: if a male dog tries to hump my leg, I'm not going to assume its gay. It's just gotta hump something.
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Oh yeah. It’s dipshittery to compare Chris’ sexuality with any normal person. Most of Chris’ anti gay views and chest thumping about straightness was his strict conditioning by his parents to reject gayness. We know for a fact that he did things like wear wing barrettes on both sides of his head, they feared Chris was gay early on.
 
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