MrFortuneCookieFarts
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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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I dunno... I guess Idea Guy 2.0 wants Chris to have a crush on Kevin James?
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Maybe Chris is going to stalk Kevin James and ask him for sex? In the end he'll end up going to jail for breaking and entering and trying to rape Kevin James.
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Nah, I feel that's him, it's the exact same way he steps into every MLP actress's Twitter account and spouts answers to very rhetorical questions (or sometimes, mere statements).
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Chris has already attempted to scam Felix out of money the first time they interacted. Chris told Felix that since made a video about Chris, that he would have to pay him to use it. Felix promptly told Chris to fuck off.
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Dey look okay enough to kiss! I guess BJs and buttsex are only 20 % off for Kevin James and even Kevin Heart, Chris does discriminate against the blacks!
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I don't remember that. Did it happen over Twitter or a video?
shilly_mays
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I thought it would be a fun and good idea to hop into the shitholes that are the lives of other lolcows on this site. Weeks of wallowing in degeneracy and I come back here to see that I missed Chris add "bisexual" and "sex worker" to his identity along with lesbian and transgender.
Jesus Christ, it's like a full time job keeping up with this shit.
Not even incels?
Jesus Christ, it's like a full time job keeping up with this shit.
Not even incels?
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How do you know this? All Chris did was tweet at PewDiePie asking him to go to DMs, nothing more.
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Nah he'd be more likely to tell his sob story to Kevin James and try to get some pity bucks out of him. I don't think Chris has done that before but that seems to occur a lot with lolcows on twitter. They start off interacting with a celebrity and inserting themselves into the conversation then they beg for money.
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its probably just how this guy imagines it went down
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Kevin James could play Chris in the inevitable biopic.
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Okay what the fuck did I miss!?
Last time I popped on here Chris was trying to sell off his ring for 10K and now he's whoring himself out for blowjobs and anal sex for money (how much jail time could that get him again cause I know thats illegal), and now apparently he's trying to hit on Keven fucking James.
What the fuck--and why KEVIN JAMES of all people!?
Last time I popped on here Chris was trying to sell off his ring for 10K and now he's whoring himself out for blowjobs and anal sex for money (how much jail time could that get him again cause I know thats illegal), and now apparently he's trying to hit on Keven fucking James.
What the fuck--and why KEVIN JAMES of all people!?
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Kevin James is the Chicken McNuggets of funny, so of course Chris is gonna pelt him with blandly obsessive comments.
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You don't know that, maybe Chris just wanted to give PewDiePie a friendly BJ.
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Who doesn't see the appeal of Paul Blart, Mall Cop to Chris? They look alike, Kevin James as a mall cop is an authority figure to Chris, since he's the first line of defense at all Gamestops. Kevin Smith could play Chris in the inevitable movie biopic(the way Jim Carrey played Andy Kaufman. He's successful, rich, tubby. Kevin Smith is everything Chris would have been in a perfect world.
FallenAngel1993
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Who would play Bob and Barb?
Chrisology1337
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Ted Nugent and Betty White.
And Tommy Wiseau will play Chris.