Containment Random Chris Updates

Tubular Monkey said:

History doesn't repeat itself with Chris, it stands still.
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Seeing Chris like that gives me nostalgia at this point, that single unprompted upload was a goldmine of great content and now we get videos that are just "give me money" day after day. I wonder if Chris still goes around telling people he's Cherokee and that "his tribe" should be respected and that their numbers are sadly thin (even though he's 1/16th and if you count all 1/16th people there are bound to be plenty of Cherokee people).
 
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Mr. 0 said:
...Wasn't that check bad? Like, he gave Chris a broken PSP but couldn't cash the check chris gave him anyway
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Source? I've never heard/read about this. Sounds like they trolled each other :evil:
 
Ted_Breakfast said:
Speaking of Chris and his inability to change, here we have him promoting reality tv as something beneficial. Once again, Chris believes everything on television, from reality shows, to scripted sitcoms, to commercials, is an educational experience that needs to be accepted without question.
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It's what you get for sleeping in class.

nvrwastetree said:
Chris obviously thinks poached eggs =butter or sour cream. Must be his first time ever seeing poached eggs.
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And yet he has no problem making "Sunny Side Up" eyes on his 'chus!

Blue Jerkop said:
When Chris says he was 'taken advantage of' he could mean almost anything, including the thing we know about- the trespassing charge. He used similar language to describe how he was 'tricked' into committing trespass before via Snyder.



Yeah Brittney Spears really needs nutritional scolding from Chris.

Spears 2018
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'Pristine Christine' 2018
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Now I'm thinking of this...
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Sonichu 16 is the one Idea Guy had him do. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_16
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I'm afraid to ask how in the world you pronounce "Cryzel"? I'm sure I already know the answer anyway.
 
Trilby said:
Even if the "T" sound is not really present at all in the English handling of "Z".
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I was actually just trying (and failing) to point out Chris's inability to conjure up names that aren't wholly derivative of something else. It sounded cleverer in my head.
 
Gooby said:
Seeing Chris like that gives me nostalgia at this point, that single unprompted upload was a goldmine of great content and now we get videos that are just "give me money" day after day. I wonder if Chris still goes around telling people he's Cherokee and that "his tribe" should be respected and that their numbers are sadly thin (even though he's 1/16th and if you count all 1/16th people there are bound to be plenty of Cherokee people).
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Or that he just got his mail-order DNA results back, & *since* he has now discovered that *he* is 1/118ths Jewish, he is now sorry for all the terrible things he has said about Jewish people in the past. And please send him $ bc he spent like $100 on that dang test. :roll:
 
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