Containment Random Chris Updates

Tings posted another set of DMs with Chris, from a couple weeks ago, about the prostitution stuff.

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Yeah I'm not buying this scared of being doxxed act. The account goes down when someone talks about her getting doxxed, when we notice the account goes right back up, then It's deactivated again, only to come back acting like some righteous white knight? This has troll written all over it. Even of she isn't the new Idea Guy (I doubt she's not them) she's clearly still some kind of troll.
And in what should be the final mention of Bryan in OPL's story, Bryan has gone on to leech off of another internet celebrity.

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Maybe he should come up with something remotely original instead of drawing comica about the lives of lolcows. At least then he'd have some basis for his comic career.
 
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Tings posted another set of DMs with Chris, from a couple weeks ago, about the prostitution stuff.

It's very sad that christine prostitution is real and not some trolling, he became more monster than anyone would imagine and there is maybe more to come, i think chris deserves a retirement from the trolls at this point, hes already more legend that anyone would be

my biggest fear now is that someone would pay a lot of money to someone with STD to have sex with chris, he should retract before it's too late
 
Come home on guys, according to Marvin, Chris does not actually believe he can gargle balls or be in a polyamorous relationship with cheap
knock offs, but he wants to believe it.
 
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Dear GodBear. Although it almost certainly won't happen - I really hope - it's hard not to shake the mental image of Chris turning up at his local registry office or church, crammed grotesquely into the 'November Rain' wedding dress and veil, with three rings, gesturing to empty air around him as he introduces his two spouses-to-be, speaking for them, and acting as though this is all perfectly rational and understandable. It'd be like a particularly bizarre out-take from Zardoz.
 
There are real people that are represented by Magi-Chan and Cryzel, that's gotta be an absolute fact. I mean, you can always go "catfish, catfish, rah rah rah" but Chris has claimed to have known these two people IRL and for sake of anonymity, they've taken over as fursonas, with the guy apparently choosing to become Magi-Chan.

Ironic considering Magi-Chan was thought to be the most gay of the Sonichu bunch.
 
There are real people that are represented by Magi-Chan and Cryzel, that's gotta be an absolute fact. I mean, you can always go "catfish, catfish, rah rah rah" but Chris has claimed to have known these two people IRL and for sake of anonymity, they've taken over as fursonas, with the guy apparently choosing to become Magi-Chan.

Ironic considering Magi-Chan was thought to be the most gay of the Sonichu bunch.

It wouldn't take much for Idea Guy to convince Chris that he has met them in real life. Chris believes that whole "they exist in some universe" bullshit, so it really wouldn't take much convincing to convince him. Once Chris trusts you, you can get him to believe anything
 
What the hell. I'm not sure what to think now. Its so sad that he's this delusional that he's in a "relationship" with his own creations. Can you imagine what his next court date is going to be like?

"Your honor, I would now like to call my sweethearts, crzyal and magi-chan Sonichu to the stand to provide more evidence that GameStop and the end games were trolling me."

Yeah, so if Chris pulls something like the above in court, the judge will probably end up sending Chris to the Looney bin, and everyone in the court would probably laugh at Chris. If this occurred, no wristslaps for Chris anymore.

Come home on guys, according to Marvin, Chris does not actually believe he can gargle balls or be in a polyamorous relationship with cheap
knock offs, but he wants to believe

And we all know that Marvin's word is gospel around here.
 
Yeah, so if Chris pulls something like the above in court, the judge will probably end up sending Chris to the Looney bin, and everyone in the court would probably laugh at Chris. If this occurred, no wristslaps for Chris anymore.
That likely wouldn't be the craziest thing the judge has seen that week. Maybe even that day. Insane people are in court all the time. Either they've been arrested or they're trying to sue someone. Hell Tommy Tooter got arrested recently because he took a knife and weed into the the court house to file paperwork. You have to do a lot to get locked up in the US. Reagan cut federal funding for crazy houses and because of that most have shut down. Look at Terry Davis and the Dance of Birth lady on this very site. They aren't anomalies. There are strict medical and legal procedures to get someone committed 3 day involuntary hold let alone indefinitely. Christ doesn't meet them.
 
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