Containment Random Chris Updates

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what will happen to the real number 982 (plus what ever the numbers the other members of the electric hedgehog pokemon) in the Cwcverse will they get a new number or just never exist
 
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Silver Octopus said:
First thing you should know is that none of this was actually Chris's ideas. It all started with Joshua Wise, aka Idea Guy. Idea Guy would tell Chris "oh actually you think you know CWCville but I'm actually a cartoon character from there and this is what's happening" so pretty much everything in and about Sonichu in the last year or so has all been from Joshua and maybe some other people.
One of the things Joshua told Chris is that Magi-Chan actually had a secret affair with Mew-two, just to fuck with Chris's perfect make-believe world. So Chris, attempting to rationalize it in his mind, said that it was actually a three way polygamous relationship between Magi-chan, Mew-two, and Silvana.
Now the current Idea Guy has told Chris that Chris himself in the comics has fallen in love with Magi-chan and some other random Sonichu. Chris just accepts it and goes along with it, doesn't even care about the canon anymore, it's not his story.
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I don't get why Chris gave away his all-controlling, iron-fisted grip on CWCville like that; Isn't the whole reason he's always been so invested in CWCville because it's the one place he has total control, where everyone acts how he wants them to? But he chose to hand off that control to Idea Guy, and let a virtual stranger dictate terms for the characters he's obsessed over for 20 years? Seems totally contrary to his massive ego, control-freak tendencies, and the "Only I know what is True and Honest in the world (and especially in CWCville)" he's always had.

The whole thing is just bizarre. Chris has obviously always been crazy, but I wonder if he's really going to go off the deep end as he gets older, esp after Barb dies.
 
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Snuckening said:
I don't get why Chris gave away his all-controlling, iron-fisted grip on CWCville like that; Isn't the whole reason he's always been so invested in CWCville because it's the one place he has total control, where everyone acts how he wants them to? But he chose to hand off that control to Idea Guy, and let a virtual stranger dictate terms for the characters he's obsessed over for 20 years? Seems totally contrary to his massive ego, control-freak tendencies, and the "Only I know what is True and Honest in the world (and especially in CWCville)" he's always had.

The whole thing is just bizarre. Chris has obviously always been crazy, but I wonder if he's really going to go off the deep end as he gets older, esp after Barb dies.
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It's probably the whole "wishful-thinking" thing he has going on, that he was contacted by someone from CWCville who seemingly knows the ropes only confirms his beliefs. It's funny that for all his troll paranoia, apparently all you have to do is say "I'm from CWCville, here's the REAL low down!". Meanwhile, all of the usual red flags are flying over his head.
 
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CwChalk said:
It's probably the whole "wishful-thinking" thing he has going on, that he was contacted by someone from CWCville who seemingly knows the ropes only confirms his beliefs. It's funny that for all his troll paranoia, apparently all you have to do is say "I'm from CWCville, here's the REAL low down!". Meanwhile, all of the usual red flags are flying over his head.
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But CWC's such a great judge in character; he had said so himself not too long ago.
 
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Yeah, screw Bob, right? Or Patti? Or Pollo? Nah, mah imaginary faggot-waifu is so much more important. Jeez, Chris.

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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
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Yeah, screw Bob, right? Or Patti? Or Pollo? Nah, mah imaginary faggot-waifu is so much more important. Jeez, Chris.

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No, Chris is the faggot, he's on bottom. Magi-chan is top. Not only is Chris now gay, he's also George glassing imaginary husbands. It's all coming full circle, I always had a feeling he loves men, this just confirms it, along with the man crushes on Twitter, of course. You guys should start trolling Chris with photos of male cam models now.
 
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fireisland said:
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chris needs MOAR TOYZ but wont pay for them this time
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See - this is why people shouldn't give CWC anything for free; it just puts it into his head that, if he asks nicely, people will give him more freebies.

Side note - I really REALLY don't want to imagine what he would do with those plushies if anyone was foolish enough to make them for him.

Edit: @No_one knows what it's about. *shudders in horror*
 
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SelmyBarristan said:
I wish someone would make a plush of the brown one as disproportionate as it's drawn; with the giraffe neck, the small head, and everything.
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Curious what Chris's reaction would be if they were built to his drawings specs. After all, he desires them to be very good and huggable, like custom plushies usually are. Funny if he blew a gasket over them being abominations that he drew.
 
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