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btw, Chris was replying to this tweet, this is what set him off on his ego boost:
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Didn't he threw a tantrum recently because someone called him Chris instead of Christine? It's funny that he is perfectly fine with Chris as long as it made him "soo special" :story:
 
It's actually pretty funny that Chris likes Family Guy a lot less because Seth MacFarlane made fun of the name Chris.
The name "Chris" sounds greasy somehow.
I think it's just one of those names that people think sounds cool so a lot of douches have it. Or it just sounds kind of douchey so you associate it with douchebags.
 
[Said in a Mexican accent] Jesus Christo!
[Said in a Finnish accent] No really, because of Chris if I ever have kids I don't want to give then his name. It's a perfectly fine name, but he's ruined it for me.
[Said in a Chicago accent] We don't want no Chris nobody didn't send.
[Said normally...] That autistic need to feel special because of other people's / Deity's accomplishments, it burns.
 
It is true. Of all the Chris I know, I know the most about Christian Weston Chandler. There is no other Chris in the world, whom I can say I know what he likes to shove up his ass.
 
Jesus had powers? Like a superhero? Goddammit Chris.

Can you blame him? Superpowers are what he's familiar with. You can't be familiar with miracles or divine intervention if you haven't read the bible.

Actually yeah you can totally fucking blame him.
 
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