Containment Random Chris Updates

[Aladdin_Insane]

He rigged up a microphone and camcorder to his VHS player in order to record and do commentary for his Animal Crossing documentary. That was really nifty work.
He had genuine savant abilities with tech if he had only pushed himself a bit more.

Chris grew up with Bob and Bob was a tech savvie muthafucka if ever I saw one. I can only speculate but I have to think that Bob probably taught him how to do some of that stuff.

There is of course the famous quote from the father call where Chris says he built a home PC from scratch and Matt up and says why aren't you building computers and Chris almost has a moment where he realises why couldn't he have done that.

(unless I have the timestamp wrong it's about 22 minutes in).

That could have been something Chris could have done and then gotten some real money for.

 

[Xanax]

Imagine an alternate timeline where Chris takes after Bob and follows his inclination for tech. Bob fostering Chris's natural talent and interest with technology, passing on what he learned from his time as an engineer with Chris listening eagerly, eventually leading Chris down the obvious STEM career path.

Fast forward 20 years. Bob is in the garage workshop he shares with his son, tinkering with some fixer-upper car parts and listening to jazz on the docked iPod that Chris set up for him. Chris bursts in excitedly to reveal that he's been promoted again.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Why imagine it? With all of those multiverses out there, somewhere, it's real.

 

[Holiday Special]

Imagine an alternate timeline where Chris takes after Bob and follows his inclination for tech. Bob fostering Chris's natural talent and interest with technology, passing on what he learned from his time as an engineer with Chris listening eagerly, eventually leading Chris down the obvious STEM career path.

Fast forward 20 years. Bob is in the garage workshop he shares with his son, tinkering with some fixer-upper car parts and listening to jazz on the docked iPod that Chris set up for him. Chris bursts in excitedly to reveal that he's been promoted again.

That would only happen in a universe where Barb wasn't his mom. Those Weston genes are cancer.

 

[Yop Yop]

Imagine an alternate timeline where Chris takes after Bob and follows his inclination for tech. Bob fostering Chris's natural talent and interest with technology, passing on what he learned from his time as an engineer with Chris listening eagerly, eventually leading Chris down the obvious STEM career path.

Fast forward 20 years. Bob is in the garage workshop he shares with his son, tinkering with some fixer-upper car parts and listening to jazz on the docked iPod that Chris set up for him. Chris bursts in excitedly to reveal that he's been promoted again.

I did not enjoy reading this.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris bursts in excitedly to reveal that he's been promoted again.

And gives Bob a heart attack.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris bursts in excitedly to reveal that he's been promoted again.

In that universe, he finally obtained the positon of Rodney's Top Hoe

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: pics of the games

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"or bartering for it *Wink Emoji* *HEART*"
That's just creepy and unsettling.

Look at those ugly tights, they probably have god knows how many holes in awkward places.

I bet Charlie Brown's ABCs is still a bit too challenging for Chris.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He's already thinking about going to another con...

 

[Fumanchuchu]

He's already thinking about going to another con...

I thought she was always planning bronycon?

 

[White bubblegum]

Yeah, he's been planning it for a while now.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It hasn't deterred him at all, is what I am saying.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It hasn't deterred him at all, is what I am saying.

Why should he be deterred from going to a con?

He also tweeted these pics:

Spoiler

 

[Quijibo69]

I bet Chris thinks this is the best commodore 64 game ever made.

 

[Marvin]

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He also tweeted these pics:

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Chris doesn't really understand the concepts of trivia or riddles, it seems.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Why should he be deterred from going to a con?

I was going to say because he might want to avoid similar events now that something bad happened in the past, but then I remembered he is Chris.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Spoiler: Patreon updates

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So due to all the magic bullshit both Chris and nightstar do through their head, did Chris just confirm that nightstar has a brain tumor?

 

[The Fool]

I just like how Chris dug up a few shitty games out from the hoard and yelled "the holy grail!" like he does with everything in the hoard.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

"If you have a deadline ask it to be moved"

Chris acknowledging that he probably wasn't the first one to hook up a C64 monitor to a Genesis is a small glimmer of awareness. Normally he'd just assume nobody had the geinus necessary to do it and consider himself the next Nikola Tesla for it.

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I have bad news, y'all...During one of my psychic-link travels through the Neptunia horseshit universe, I got wind of how Scarlet actually came to life again on that world and assumed rule of the Nation of Comma again only for the hidden subterranean kingdom of Spectrummia erupting from the ground on the same coordinates.

Then their CPU Godess Cliverina kicked Scarlet in the ass and she fell into a sewer where she unceremoniously choked on a turd.

This happened for real :_(