Containment Random Chris Updates

[Snuckening]

Doesn't Chris have a custom Sonichu one someone made for him? I swear I've seen that in the background of a video

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1000906072079683585

 

[Alpha Centauri]

But why?? I thought that CPU Goddess only lived in his particular Commodore, why else would he want another one if not for his anime godesses?

Maybe only one Goddess can inhabit a Commodore at any given time so having two allows Chris to channel two of them into the real world?

 

[Coconut Gun]

The Heat part is a Gears of War reference.

http://gearsofwar.wikia.com/wiki/Seasons_on_Sera

Idea Guy told Chris those are the names of months in pony land.

Idea guy is like glitter. We're gonna be finding bits of him in Chris's ramblings for years.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[White bubblegum]

So I can have the standard autographed photos and the lovesign and.. an autograph card? Lit!

 

[Cuntster]

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I wonder if Chris will sign a picture of him in Defensive Hedgehog Mode position instead?

 

[thismanlies]

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At least he was smart enough to keep kisses off that tweet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Just imagine, Chris is probably going alone because his "friends" don't want to share a room with a guy on his period, or Bronycon won't pay his way. @Null, can you please clarify.

 

[normankrasner]

Would Bob like Pmurt? probably depends on how loyal of a republican he was, doubt he would have voted for him in the primary though,

 

[Botched Tit Job]

"Cash or card"? Does Chris have a merchant code?

I'd imagine he could just use one of the hundreds of generic options.

Like 5971: "Art Dealers and Galleries"

Or, considering his recent offerings
7273: "Dating and Escort Services"

 

[dacwcman68]

Just imagine, Chris is probably going alone because his "friends" don't want to share a room with a guy on his period, or Bronycon won't pay his way. @Null, can you please clarify.

Good thing Chris bought a CIB Commodore 64 with all his throwaway money. The Financhu Crisis really is the stupidest cyclic monstrosity era of Chris' life

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Today's Patreon updates:

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[The Dude]

The faces on those ponies sure are...a thing.

 

[Molo]

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I miss sonichu

 

[OrsonZedd]

But why?? I thought that CPU Goddess only lived in his particular Commodore, why else would he want another one if not for his anime godesses?

Maybe Chris intends to use his old Commodore for parts and replace the SID 6581, the real heart of any Commodore 64 with the old-- yeah okay I see why that might be a little dumb

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

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How the fuck do you fuck up drawing My Little Pony. Hasbro intentionally went with an art style that was easy to draw so CHILDREN could draw them.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

How the fuck do you fuck up drawing My Little Pony. Hasbro intentionally went with an art style that was easy to draw so CHILDREN could draw them.

Because, among other problems, every time Chris tries to draw an open mouth (compare the Drinking Straw of Fail picture), it looks like huge wax lips--or I guess like the pony had a severely botched injection of lip filler.

 

[MahFibro!]

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Hopefully he remembers that kisses were not on that list of freebies.

Just imagine, Chris is probably going alone because his "friends" don't want to share a room with a guy on his period, or Bronycon won't pay his way. @Null, can you please clarify.

And the e-begging commences ( Buy it now price of $200?! For that?)

Just think, if he didn't waste all that money on useless crap, he might not have needed to sell that poster.

 

[BScCollateral]

Just think, if he didn't waste all that money on useless crap, he might not have needed to sell that poster.

I'd bet that it's not on his list of cherished mementos of good times.

 

[cans.wav]

But what kinda person would go back to doing this immediately after being doxed? It doesn't properly add up for Cunt Nugget to be Josh. Maybe Chris told Idea Guy 2.0 everything?

Gotta love how this fucker said this when he literally WAS Idea Guy.