Containment Random Chris Updates

fenny said:
If Chris starts involving authors I like into his delusion, I'm going to feel weird.
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I don't think Chris knows Hitchhikers Guide is a movie based on a novel.

The Un-Clit said:
So call me bored, I was checking the all mighty Wikipedia to see if they had woke to ChandlerMania yet, and found the following: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruckersville,_Virginia#Notable_residents IT BEGINS! Oh from small acorns do mighty oaks grow!!! :autism::achievement::autism:
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This got me excited too.
 
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"Hey, Stan. But of a Marvel Fan, and a Creator with Powers, myself." http://archive.is/TEJJR
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Picklechu said:
That Wikipedia article has had references to Chris added and removed for a decade. Twice in the past couple of months.
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True. When I saw the wiki article on Ruckersville, it only had one noticble resident. I wonder how long until the article gets edited to remove his name.
 
whyCWC said:
Who could be a bigger loser to even beat Chris?
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Michael J Hirtes has been:
  • An internet laughinstock from before Chris was even born, you watch people talk about him and he is basically Boomer Chris.
  • Making hundreds of harassment alt accounts since 2010, trying desperately to get noticed by Chris, who only recently acknowledged his existence by saying that he pities him, then went absolutely savage on his ass a few months ago and totally kicked his teeth in.
 
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neural said:
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For all his autism and dumbassery, Chris is probably the only troon we cover on this site that fully owns his past and doesn't shy away from it.

You look at how the Rat King deals with their birth names and old photos like they were nuclear secrets that shouldn't ever be revealed, and the only thought that comes to mind is that they can actually learn something from Chris, the internet's 2nd biggest loser.

I think this says a lot about them.

Also, whatever Chris wrote before posting the photo is pure autism.
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He'll try to shy away from his most embarassing exploits: the fake girl friends, the unflattering photos (even the photos he leaked himself), his sexual rituals.

What's amusing to me is because of his ego, in various interviews, he claims he wants to be known more for his "qualities" and that every video documenting him (ie the Sachumo one) is "insensitive."
 
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He'll try to shy away from his most embarassing exploits: the fake girl friends, the unflattering photos (even the photos he leaked himself), his sexual rituals.

What's amusing to me is because of his ego, in various interviews, he claims he wants to be known more for his "qualities" and that every video documenting him (ie the Sachumo one) is "insensitive."
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Trying to shy away from the embarrassing things is actually normal, some of those other troons won't even acknowledge the good times they had as men. They would shriek into the void whenever people here would uncover their pasts.

The Dude said:
I can think of a few: Phil/ADF and Russell Greer to name two.
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I would agree with Phil, but Russell at least understands that he needs to have a job, go to the gym..etc.

He's a lolcow for completely different reasons.
 
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He's so, so desperate for a professional writer or VA to legitimise his sister dimension bullshit. I really hope no-one accidentally goes along with his insanity, not knowing who Chris is or what the background is to all this stuff. Chris will never stop believing in it if that happens.

Chris' ego is really massive right now too. Thinking he's a celebrity to the point where he feels okay to tell the writer of South Park that the characters from that show want his autograph. The more people buy Chris' crap and the more they allow his delusional sister dimension stuff to go by unchallenged, the more confident and egotistical Chris is becoming. At this point his belief in all this dimensional fart is looking almost unshakable. Can anyone or anything now get through to Chris that this is imaginary and the real world is a lot more important?

I'd like to believe that Chris knows it's all imaginary but just really, really wants it to be real. The alternative is not pleasant at all. Chris lying to himself to make himself feel important is amusing to watch. Chris really believing all this stuff is a pretty serious mental illness and that's not amusing in any way.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
He's so, so desperate for a professional writer or VA to legitimise his sister dimension bullshit. I really hope no-one accidentally goes along with his insanity, not knowing who Chris is or what the background is to all this stuff. Chris will never stop believing in it if that happens.

Chris' ego is really massive right now too. Thinking he's a celebrity to the point where he feels okay to tell the writer of South Park that the characters from that show want his autograph. The more people buy Chris' crap and the more they allow his delusional sister dimension stuff to go by unchallenged, the more confident and egotistical Chris is becoming. At this point his belief in all this dimensional fart is looking almost unshakable. Can anyone or anything now get through to Chris that this is imaginary and the real world is a lot more important?

I'd like to believe that Chris knows it's all imaginary but just really, really wants it to be real. The alternative is not pleasant at all. Chris lying to himself to make himself feel important is amusing to watch. Chris really believing all this stuff is a pretty serious mental illness and that's not amusing in any way.
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I think at this point nothing short of in-patient psychiatric care, or literally everyone (including the celebrities, artists, and internet personalities he admires so much) telling him that he's delusional is going to snap him out of it. I only foresee things getting worse as time goes on, especially once his mother passes on and the likelihood of Chris losing the house. Life has some pretty harsh realities coming up for Chris, and he doesn't deal with reality well. He will retreat further and further into his delusions and his land of make believe because that's where he's comfortable now.
 
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Who knows.... Chris may end up with a reality show, become a millionaire from it.... if so then there's no stopping him. He will continue being Chris for the rest of his life, and have more money than anyone on this forum. It's possible. It happened to the Kardashians, it can happen to anyone. All it takes is someone to back him and promote him.... there's enough people that would view him to where it would be very profitable. I'm surprised Stern hasn't given him a permanent gig. I doubt Chris will ever end up homeless or instituitilized or in a home to be cared for by staff... he's a fucking golden goose. Someone will cash in on him eventully... he will never have to work in his life. If that fails, he's smarter than people give him credit for, he'll collect a "crazy" check and live his life in section 8 housing. He will be OK.
 
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RomeoRose said:
Who knows.... Chris may end up with a reality show, become a millionaire from it.... if so then there's no stopping him. He will continue being Chris for the rest of his life, and have more money than anyone on this forum. It's possible. It happened to the Kardashians, it can happen to anyone. All it takes is someone to back him and promote him.... there's enough people that would view him to where it would be very profitable. I'm surprised Stern hasn't given him a permanent gig. I doubt Chris will ever end up homeless or instituitilized or in a home to be cared for by staff... he's a fucking golden goose. Someone will cash in on him eventully... he will never have to work in his life. If that fails, he's smarter than people give him credit for, he'll collect a "crazy" check and live his life in section 8 housing. He will be OK.
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If Chris had shopped himself around when Hollywood Hillbillies was on, he may have had a shot.
 
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