Containment Random Chris Updates

Gatz said:
I'm a bit surprised that Chris would ever rent movies really, I'd have thought would either buy them (so he can add the DVDs to his personal hoard) or torrent them (more money left to purchase Funko Pops). He must really be going all-out in his recruitment drive to crib some new characters for his 'sister dimension'.
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He's the same idiot who pays for lesbian porn every month.
 
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Cartoon Dimension Chris is an "honorary superhero" the same way pre-9/11 airlines would give little children plastic pilots wings and make them "honorary co-pilots" whenever they flew, or how some law enforcement agencies would give little kids plastic badges and make them "honorary detectives" when the police do crime/drug/safety/gang assemblies at schools.

Gatz said:
I'm a bit surprised that Chris would ever rent movies really, I'd have thought would either buy them (so he can add the DVDs to his personal hoard) or torrent them (more money left to purchase Funko Pops). He must really be going all-out in his recruitment drive to crib some new characters for his 'sister dimension'.
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Chris is too stupid to figure out how to torrent.
 
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Gatz said:
I'm a bit surprised that Chris would ever rent movies really, I'd have thought would either buy them (so he can add the DVDs to his personal hoard) or torrent them (more money left to purchase Funko Pops). He must really be going all-out in his recruitment drive to crib some new characters for his 'sister dimension'.
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Has netflix. He watched guardians on netflix and rented infinity wars because it's not on netflix.
 
So Chris has a Netflix subscription. How much is that, $20 a month?

I guess he uses it.
 
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Anyone have a link to that particular report?
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Here's the CWCki link, the section is titled Police Scanner Video:

Old Cop said:
He's at Fashion Square Mall. I'll get him. He's not in Shoppers World. I'm probably gonna pull up in the community and park the car. (CUTS OUT) and then...I'll go...check the car. He is described as a (sighs) white male, 5-foot 9, with long brown hair. He was wearing two sets of glasses and fake breasts. (Someone in the background says "what the hell?") The name is supposed to be "Christopher Chandler".
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Was going to post this in Anna's Gambit but it's locked.. Chris is shocked that Anna is ignoring him like she has done dozens of times before. She only gets involved when it directly benefits her or her reputation is at stake.
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Never would had thought Chris would had stoop so low to earn money. What's next an autographed pepper spray can? or an autographed sex doll?

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There is no way that Chris would have come up with these marketing schemes. Somebody must had gave him these ideas. Good Idea Guy Saga??
 
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Real G said:
Never would had thought Chris would had stoop so low to earn money. What's next an autographed pepper spray can? or an autographed sex doll?

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There is no way that Chris would have come up with these marketing schemes. Somebody must had gave him these ideas. Good Idea Guy Saga??
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The fact that he's selling these cans is itself pretty crazy - 30 dollars though? There's no way anyone buys this.
 
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Real G said:
Never would had thought Chris would had stoop so low to earn money. What's next an autographed pepper spray can? or an autographed sex doll?

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There is no way that Chris would have come up with these marketing schemes. Somebody must had gave him these ideas. Good Idea Guy Saga??
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Unless there's Chris goo in there it's worth jack shit
 
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