Containment Random Chris Updates

[TrippinKahlua]

Its the body of a Ditto with some random object on its head.

Finally, something to breach his dumb beliefs have arrived.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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Is Chris sure this isn’t a Digimon or a fucking Yokai from freaking Yokai Watch? I swear with everything being a mishmash, I can’t tell!

 

[White bubblegum]

Is Chris sure this isn’t a Digimon or a fucking Yokai from freaking Yokai Watch? I swear with everything being a mishmash, I can’t tell!

The original tweet says #pokemon

 

[Xanax]

“Appaloosan”? Well, generally, Appaloosas aren’t bright red, nor do they look like they just escaped an 80s Hair Band concert ... they usually also have very distinctive spots all over their ass ... you know, The Barb Pony.

Can't believe Cole still hasn't bothered to patch up his own mom's holey buttocks

 

[Nigonidas]

Nutto

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[fenny]

I feel for the normal people just wanting to look at cool rocks and shit there.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I bet if someone told Chris they were new with tags, he would buy them all.
Also, is Chris turning into Tooter?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Why is he at a mineral show?

Didn't he say that he was so poor that he didn't have the money to get him and Barb through the next two weeks a few days ago?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Spiffying them up...how? Painting their arms beige?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Oh no, are we entering the Goop saga?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Spiffying them up...how? Painting their arms beige?

He probably means gently rubbing them against his taint to embue them with magical, girl, shojo powers.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Where's that 'horrifying' rating when I really need one...

 

[DCM90]

hell yea, he might summon a CWCville spirit if he chants the right vibrations with a tetrahedron quartz...

 

[RomeoRose]

Will Christine say yes to this mans marriage proposal????

https://youtu.be/PevTfJVzidw

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I don't really know much more about it, but apparantly if you sleep with a crystal on your forehead as you sleep, it unlocks certain properties of the Third Eye.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Will Christine say yes to this mans marriage proposal????

https://youtu.be/PevTfJVzidw

Fuck off.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Will Christine say yes to this mans marriage proposal????

https://youtu.be/PevTfJVzidw

I hope your self esteem doesn't get too ruined when Chris rejects you

 

[RomeoRose]

I have faith she will say yes, I sold my Tiffany & Co watch today and bought her a 1/2 carat engagement ring

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I have faith she will say yes, I sold my Tiffany & Co watch today and bought her a 1/2 carat engagement ring

Pfff......Our Christine has no need for mundane bobbles like diamonds. To him, Legos are a tard's best friend!
If that fails, just show him your hog.