Christine is already married and is too autistic to handle a relationship with another human being. We get that you're trying some troll scheme, but it won't work and will just show people one more autist to mock online. Just stop trying to get into the spotlight, before you get a spotlight of your own here and regret it.
He's into it, he's just not that public about it.
The only "properties" getting "unlocked" as far as Chris is concerned are those of his Brown Eye.
LOL @Mariposa Electrique ninja'd me, Chris is indeed slowly turning into Tommy Tooter.
When a horse rears up, shits a pile of teal-colored poop, and does nothing, you usually send it to Tesco.
How does it feel to be a lolcow?
Why is Barb's ponysona crying? And why is there a dick-shaped teal thing under Chris' ponysona ass? I know the answer is probably more :autism: and
(ie ponies) but I can't help but ask. 
Yeah, I'm sure that the only time Barb has cried over Chris is when she realized he would be a fetishistic pervert.Why is Barb's ponysona crying? And why is there a dick-shaped teal thing under Chris' ponysona ass? I know the answer is probably more :autism: and
To be fair, 'why???' is probably the only logical response to anything Chris does, but elder Kiwi-senpais have learnt to just accept the great autism for what it is.
Chris is at a crystal fair? Crystal healing feminine witchcraft Chris incoming, I fear. He already has a bunch of coloured rocks. Now he's going to claim they boost his special powers, or something. You just know he's coming home from that fair with a bunch more coloured rocks to play healer lady with.
I called this shit forever ago, it's about time. Witchsona when, Chris?
