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$10 Chris joins an MLM Selling oils or Crystals or some other dumb new age medicine shit someday.
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Containment Random Chris Updates
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$10 Chris joins an MLM Selling oils or Crystals or some other dumb new age medicine shit someday.
zap2theextreme
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Countdown to Chris having a Brujería closet where he beheads chickens to empower his Dark Shin-curse-ye-hame-haaa
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It also gets me how both the Lumberjack and Snorlax ponies are gazing up at him in worshipful awe. Truly, Chris is the son of GodBearJesus...oh sorry, of the Almighty CPU Goddess. Verily, they and we are not worthy.
In all fairness, Chris has had this obsession with magical stones and doodads for a long time now. Think Sonichu medallion. Think Amnyfest ring. He loves to believe that, like some Hogwarts star alumnus - doubtless with ALL the magical powers, the one who showed Harry Potter a thing or two - such trinkets are visible symbols of his authoritah which we must all respect. Maybe he should be made to read the Adam Warlock comic series. Soul Gems can really screw you up.
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He's like the Jim Jones of tards and CWCVille is his Jonestown.
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I don't think Chris would be able to save enough up to be able to start in those scams. They usually require like a $250 joining fee and that'd be $250 he isn't spending on toys
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Jesus, that is depressing.
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Why is Sonichu his Son but Rosechu not his daughter?
And what about Mewtwo? Forgot your loves?
And what about Mewtwo? Forgot your loves?
zap2theextreme
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I forgot Chris had little mutant sonichu babies. The fact that they're being taken care of full-time by a lesbian Mexican nanny is the one of the most Chris-chan things I can think of
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Anyone who blushes the way Chris constantly does over Twitter would be given restraining orders due to creepiness.
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Chris has stopped drawing Sonichu in the past. Hell, his Sonichu comic is now just unfollowable Mary-Sue pony shit
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This is really funny in an unusually subtle way. Chris forgot to switch on his tee-hee girly-girl persona before he replied and backed up when he realized it was "out of character" for the bubbly, emoji-abusing anime lady he wants to be. It's like how Krusty the Clown goes from a disheveled, chainsmoking alcoholic to an upbeat children's entertainer as soon as he realizes Bart Simpson is standing next to him.
It's minor shit like this which drives home that sustaining this self-image is a conscious effort for Chris. His struggle to control his falsetto in videos is another example.
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Of course Chris will only listen to the Asian twink. Of course.
At least Krusty was more convincing and hid his stubble with make-up. Chris can't hide that he's a male tard, I've seen through this act all along.
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Well the Asian think does have a good point. Then we have Chris reply, saying how he's married to his abominations. Still surprised me that no one has attempted to call Chris out on his delusions on Twitter yet, but then again, it would be a waste of time because Chris would just reply with a shit fit or saying the person's against autistic tranny's or some bullshit.
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'Why YES, Pony Voice Artist sweetie, you attended the gala premiere of your little girls' movie, hmmm! And Ah knew exactly how y'all felt, as me and my fellow spergs sat watchin'it in a roach-infested fleapit miles 'n' miles away, among which. If only Ah could figure why all of those other folks kept three rows distance from us. Darlin'.'
Picklechu
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IIRC, he considered wicca or something else a few years ago.
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Hedgehog Defensive State? I mean wooziartfreak is just wasting her time. Chris doesn’t do sketches and he doesn’t do proportions.
I hate to say this, but Chris just entered the Jim Cunningham territory of “love yourself”.
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Funny how he ignored the actual message of the tweet, which is that he should draw better.
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Especially considering ponies are babby's first fan art because of the ease with which nearly anyone can draw them if they have above a third grader's artistic skills.