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I just figured this out ... that’s his stupid high school/college graduation gown (you can also see the cap and tassel). I thought it was a horse blanket. Brood Mare Barb is crying because “she’s so proud”, rather than in shame for foaling Fail Filly.
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Oh boy. I'm only surprised Chris didn't stick the Honor Roll thingy on that pony too.
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I’m sure we’ll hear about it, because what Mary Sue wasn’t on Honor Roll?
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I'm not well versed in Chris lore but what's his small obsession with high school? He still wears his high school ring and claims it has powers. He graduated almost 20 years ago.
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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_School
This covers all of it, but basically he yearns for the time when he was “happy and had friends”, he also had a moderate meltdown at graduation that he wants to wish into the cornfield because Bob got mad about it. He then wore the same robe to his PVCC graduation. This is basically the “proud parents and graduate photo” he never got.
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Chris is married to multiple imaginary beings. Barb is still a widow though, Good luck!
RustyNail(her)
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So he had a mental breakdown that graduation wasn't a Jerk Chris Off party and lamented for years that he wasn't acknowledged to be the best and greatest? Explains a lot really about his fictions and the universes in his head.
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I wonder what kind of autistic fit we would see if people did this sort of complete re-work of sonichu's backstory and tried seriously treating it like fact. Sonichu isn't a fusion of Pikachu and Sonic, it's Sonic's retarded cousin in Pikachu Pajamas, and he's existed since the 80s giving handjobs in alleyways for cash so he can shoot up and pretend he has electric powers.
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Okay so it's now casual rape & forced breeding in SMB3? Am I reading this right?
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Are we sure there's no Idea Guy (or Idea Gal) back in the saddle?
I mean, this isn't the first time he's said humans lay eggs - he's even claimed to have laid a few himself - but the weird rape stuff sounds "suggested".
I mean, this isn't the first time he's said humans lay eggs - he's even claimed to have laid a few himself - but the weird rape stuff sounds "suggested".
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Mario failed and Peach got raped. Shell's out of the Castle Now!
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random.txt pls
Average 36 year old male thoughts and concerns; "Is this the woman I should marry?", "Is this a good career move?", "I hope I have more years with my parents", "How are my kids doing at school today?"
Contrast CWC, the God-Emperor of Autism: "Am I da Pony-OC world champ? Yep, I probably am. Hmph!"
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Can Chris be introduced to any character design without giving it an elaborate and retarded backstory anymore?
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How quickly he forgets that he's been banned from most places in the area.
RomeoRose
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You think Chris could cope with and tolerate a real man punching his teeth down his throat? Maybe that would make him grow the fuck up.
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lol, that's quite a shift from your posts a few days ago.
Also, a backup of that video: https://my.mixtape.moe/sbdydy.mp4