Containment Random Chris Updates

[Incredible Crisis]

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I'd love to see Chris get into Who so he can marry three of the doctors and see the Who fandom have to deal with spergs worse than that one obese British millionaire.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Betcha he didn't like the niggos, though.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

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@TheMaxHeadroomIncident you're needed in Aisle 9. <3

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Holiday Special]

I'd love to see Chris get into Who so he can marry three of the doctors and see the Who fandom have to deal with spergs worse than that one obese British millionaire.

I used to like Doctor Who until it become the plaything of the Tumblr retard fangirls. Now its garbage- so Chris will love it.

 

[Mason Verger]

Betcha he didn't like the niggos, though.

I'm not one that normally gives a shit about that, but if you watch Doctor Who you'd think England was like %55 black. As apposed to %3. Even episodes that are set in the medieval era have black people walking around. It's insufferable.

 

[Silver Octopus]

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I'm surprised Chris didn't complain about the mouths of those plush toys some more...

 

[Buck Mullet]

Those plushies are great, just missing built in fleshlights. For you know...

 

[dacwcman68]

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Seeing a 36 year old man rejoice over being able to play in toys r us again will never not be the saddest thing ever.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Those plushies are great, just missing built in fleshlights. For you know...

Julaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm surprised Chris didn't complain about the mouths of those plush toys some more...

In his mind, he probably noted that their mouths made his penis look smaller than usual.

 

[No_one]

Those plushies are great, just missing built in fleshlights. For you know...

@Fumanchuchu You know what upgrade is needed.:islamic:

 

[DeathHeat]

Seeing a 36 year old man rejoice over being able to play in toys r us again will never not be the saddest thing ever.

Wait

Chris liked Toys R Us?

Not surprised but still

 

[AnOminous]

Wait

Chris liked Toys R Us?

Not surprised but still

I thought he was going to go full blarms when it shut down but after a brief period of time he stopped sperging about it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I thought he was going to go full blarms when it shut down but after a brief period of time he stopped sperging about it.

He was probably in there every day shopping the "discounts". Which is to say, getting lured in by the "70% OFF" banner over the door, then walking out with $500 worth of Lego that was 5% off.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Seeing a 36 year old man rejoice over being able to play in toys r us again will never not be the saddest thing ever.

It's Chris. Give him a week and he will beat that

 

[Fumanchuchu]

@Fumanchuchu You know what upgrade is needed.:islamic:

I can't imagine being a person that wants to send christine weston chandler a sex toy, let alone a hand made one.
That'd be weird and gross.
Also I'm thinking about selling the plushes. I've heard that she has been paying other people to make shit.

 

[mertyville]

Playing at Toys R Us... More like another place to get banned from.

 

[The Other Chandler]

Didn't Barb basically use Toys R Us as free babysitting? If I'm remembering right, it gives his fond memories an even sadder tone.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I've seen better Sonichu plushies...