Containment Random Chris Updates

Yet he can't even identify their continent on a world map..
To be fair, a decent number of yanks wouldn't be able to either. There was this one video floating around a while back where Americans were asked where North Korea was, and they pointed to Straya.
 
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What are you nutjobs jabbering on about?

Chris has settled into blissful union with purple Sonic the Hedgehog, Mewtwo and
Uh
Whatever that other the thing is
 
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Shut up, Chris none of these things will ever apply to you. :story:...except not being a woman, of course.
He clearly can't see the irony here, even though he's the one asking for "more bucks".
Agree, at least Morbucks has a reason to be an entitled, narcisstic princess. Chris only has Kiwifarms and people that laugh at him on a daily basis.
 


"Check out #Showtime's show, #Polyamory, on #AmazonPrime"

Chris is the NPC's NPC. "I saw it on television, it must be right". Has Chris ever had an original thought of his own? Has Chris ever heard something that was presented by the media that he didn't consume?

Usually it's a strawman to claim someone who you disagree with just gets their ideas straight from television, but with Chris it's actually true. I remain constantly amazed that someone like him exists.

Well you heard it folks, time to go out and start finding multiple sex partners. #Polyamory on #AmazonPrime make it look good, so it must be a good thing for everybody. Christ, I hope Chris never watches "I Am Jazz". He might decide to go under the knife and really make his life a living hell.
 
Tara liked Chris's tweet.

Tara is an increasingly irrelevant sort-of celebrity who's grateful for any validation that she gets. Also, how marvellous that her tweet basically says, 'It matters not a jot if you're a manipulative/greedy/lying/dog-raping/murdering little piece of shit - you're you and you're great.' Brilliant life advice there. No wonder Chris lapped it up.
 
I can understand the fantasy of polyamorous/polygamy relationships but not when they're actually practised.

I'm willing to bet that since Chris saw a documentary on why poly is good, if you show him a documentary on why it's bad, he'll dismiss it.
I half expect Chris to have gotten the idea from a 90s harem anime, like Love Hina or something.
 
Sounds like a VPN to me. I asked Chris about it and he didn't seem concerned about the location tag.

Chris obtaining and using a VPN isn't impossible but unless someone here pushed him towards it I would expect the simpler explanation to be that he's letting himself get fucked with, again. And again.
 
Chris obtaining and using a VPN isn't impossible but unless someone here pushed him towards it I would expect the simpler explanation to be that he's letting himself get fucked with, again. And again.
Yeah, I know Chris and logic don't often meet, but why would Chris even need a VPN since everybody knows exactly where he lives?

Haha unless he's dark nettin'
 
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