Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm not really involved with most doxing of people.

When it comes to crazy people, you want to go for the most diplomatic approach. It's not like you tell anorexics "eat a cheeseburger bitch". Or a depressed person, "quit being sad".

Chris is a exceptional man who was a victim of a serious crime. Keeping out the offenders is a good idea.

Yeah, the same can be said for a lot of people on this site.......so what? In fact, most of them like Chris have been victimized by a society that does not want them into trooning out. Do you want to babysit them all? Chris is nothing special.

 

[AJ 447]

When it comes to crazy people, you want to go for the most diplomatic approach. It's not like you tell anorexics "eat a cheeseburger bitch". Or a depressed person, "quit being sad".

Depressed people and anorexics suffer from mental illness, but they are not "crazy" in the way that Chris is. It would also be incredibly irresponsible to tacitly endorse, by not saying anything, a depressed person saying they were self-harming or an anorexic saying they wanted to lose more weight.

 

[Done]

Yeah, the same can be said for a lot of people on this site.......so what? In fact, most of them like Chris have been victimized by a society that does not want them into trooning out. Do you want to babysit them all? Chris is nothing special.

What does Chris's trooning out have to do with anything? Classic Chris almost had a similar thing happen to him too, remember Joshua Martinez and his "Special PSP"?

A scam victim is a scam victim. Even if Chris has pretty much pissed all his good-will away in a manner only lolcows can achieve.

Edit: Btw, amazing how many people named Joshua have tried to scam Chris out of money. And this is just what we know of!

 

[Buck Mullet]

Yeah, the same can be said for a lot of people on this site.......so what? In fact, most of them like Chris have been victimized by a society that does not want them into trooning out. Do you want to babysit them all? Chris is nothing special.

Maybe, but Chris thought you special enough to call out on Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

Consider the wallflower.

She toils not; neither doth she spin.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What does Chris's trooning out have to do with anything? Classic Chris almost had a similar thing happen to him too, remember Joshua Martinez and his "Special PSP"?

A scam victim is a scam victim. Even if Chris has pretty much pissed all his good-will away in a manner only lolcows can achieve.

Because in one way or another they are all scam victims of a society that claims tolerance only to use them for photo-ops for feels and news stories about helping the mentally retarded or insane. As well, Chris has been repeatedly scammed to the point that most people don't care anymore. Now. he's also scamming others, and I just don't care about the justifications anymore. Who cares what Chris needs or wants anymore. Even if you are getting milk, you shouldn't be paying for it.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, the same can be said for a lot of people on this site.......so what? In fact, most of them like Chris have been victimized by a society that does not want them into trooning out. Do you want to babysit them all? Chris is nothing special.

Of the threads I've followed, I think Chris is just a hair below two cows getting messed with: Crazy Gail and Terry A Davis. The mental aspect is what distinguishes them from ordinary cows just being retarded.

Chris' history of self harm and how he's getting crazier by the minute... he definitely sticks out compared to most of the cows I follow.

(Heh, and there's an honorable mention for when kf doxed that couple scamming DSP with a picture of the woman's vagina.)

Depressed people and anorexics suffer from mental illness, but they are not "crazy" in the way that Chris is. It would also be incredibly irresponsible to tacitly endorse, by not saying anything, a depressed person saying they were self-harming or an anorexic saying they wanted to lose more weight.

Perhaps. Really the goal of that behavior is to keep Chris on the line long enough to:

• send him to the police
• send him to his therapist and get him to jabber this stuff at them

Someone should definitely be contradicting it though.

 

[AJ 447]

erhaps. Really the goal of that behavior is to keep Chris on the line long enough to:

• send him to the police
• send him to his therapist and get him to jabber this stuff at them

Whatever you have to say to convince yourself dude

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris' history of self harm and how he's getting crazier by the minute... he definitely sticks out compared to most of the cows I follow.

Not really, he's really become a boring pussywillow. If you want to use the argument that Chris is gettting crazier, that's true but most cows are getting crazier and Amber Lynn is getting fatter and crazier.

 

[DeathHeat]

I leave for 10 hours and everyone's turned on each other like jackals.

Nature of the game.

But wow

 

[Done]

Not really, he's really become a boring pussywillow. If you want to use the argument that Chris is gettting crazier, that's true but most cows are getting crazier and Amber Lynn is getting fatter and crazier.

I have a little pet theory that Chris has slowly, but surely changed into a different cow. Like he has completely different motivations and completely different "ins". But his autistic, naive mind remains the same as before. Kinda like uploading new firmware and driver's onto your old mobile phone or something lol.

Like if you ask me to summarize Chris right now, I'd say he is a cross between an RK'er and Tomgirl Chris. Classic meme Chris has been firmly killed off via monetization.

 

[Mason Verger]

I leave for 10 hours and everyone's turned on each other like jackals.

Nature of the game.

But wow

Stick around, you should see what we do for Christmas.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I have a little pet theory that Chris has slowly, but surely changed into a different cow. Like he has completely different motivations and completely different "ins". But his autistic, naive mind remains the same as before. Kinda like uploading new firmware and driver's onto your old mobile phone or something lol.

Like if you ask me to summarize Chris right now, I'd say he is a cross between an RK'er and Tomgirl Chris. Classic meme Chris has been firmly killed off via monetization.

It could because he believes he has some control over what's going on. I'm sure that people behind the scenes humor him into believing as much.

 

[DeathHeat]

Stick around, you should see what we do for Christmas.

Merry Chrismas to all

 

[Poliwrath]

This is some Civil War shit.

 

[Mason Verger]

Honestly, getting stoned with your buddies in the woods, then watching cartoons and talking about other dimensions is the most normal thing Chris has ever done.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Honestly, getting stoned with your buddies in the woods, then watching cartoons and talking about other dimensions is the most normal thing Chris has ever done.

I mean if you omit the part that they're redneck trannies, half Chris's age, who he thinks are Sonichus.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean if you omit the part that they're redneck trannies, half Chris's age who he thinks are Sonichus.

He will probably buttsecks them at some point.

 

[Mason Verger]

I mean if you omit the part that they're redneck trannies, half Chris's age who he thinks are Sonichus.

It might be really good fucking weed.

 

[4Macie]

I don't even give a shit about their dox, this just seems like a damn ant farm now.

I was not convinced until very recently that there was a new Idea Guy.

75% of us here don't give a fuck who these people are. We aren't here to protect lolcows. We aren't here to hurt the lolcows. We're here to laugh at them for doing stupid shit and getting themselves into crazy antics. Smoking pot with kids half your age is content. We don't care who the kids are. Just knowing that shit is funny.

Spoiler: But Da Weed

and to be honest. based on the last thing I remember you posting about the pot, Chris wasn't doing it often, if at all. He had done it like once or twice around bronycon. To hear that he may have been doing it frequently with some kids is hilarious and I'm not sure why that's something you'd sit on... unless you get off on it.

They probably won't be testing him and I don't think he does it often enough that it's a problem. I was just amazed that he took a puff.

He never really took to drugs and booze like we thought he would. The toy high he gets is all he needs.

You could tell us, "there is a person, don't know who it is yet, who has gotten Chris to believe that eating leaves off the tree outside will make him stronger" and we'd be like "Holy shit, that's golden", not "OMG WHO WOULD DARE!??!". But what's happening is you're seeing Chris eating leaves and then shitting yourself and doing nothing until you have the appropriate dox, which you likely will never get. Or if you do, you'll continue to shit yourself and do nothing because it's not illegal to tell a guy to eat leaves. The dox don't matter. That's content hoarding.

Spoiler: But Da Scam

Chris is a exceptional man who was a victim of a serious crime. Keeping out the offenders is a good idea.

A scam victim is a scam victim.

Thousands of people get scammed harder than Chris was every day. Elderly, disabled, rich people, and poor people. Chris isn't special in that regard. The only reason why anyone cares is because he's disabled/crazy and a cow they know and/or have interacted with. And to be honest, the serious crime shit was hoarded for so long that A) people stopped caring, B) people believe something completely different happened because mis-information was being spread, and C) nothing happened to the people fucking with Chris. Unless you're hoarding that too... nothing has happened to those guys. So what was the point in hoarding it for so long? Knowing their dox did absolutely nothing with regards to how people could enjoy the content.

What I'm getting at is this: tell us the funny shit. that's why we're here. You can do your dox dance in the background, but us knowing some funny shit isn't going to hurt that dance.