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I hope Clyde Cash is also part of the merge. I want to go to his mansion

Pretty sure you just have to pledge your undying love to Chris. Then right when he's about to seal the deal, Clyde will swoop in, scoop you up in his toned, spray-tanned arms and take you away with him. 100% guaranteed. Probably...
 
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lol, that's a lie or he forgot he has three accounts: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/TwiSparLicious
 
There have been hundreds if not thousands of different versions of the story of Cinderella. In each one the main character is still Cinderella and shares certain common traits, but each one also has differences in their story and what they look like, so they couldn't all be the same character. Are we gonna have like 700 Cinderellas, 1500 Herculeses, 40,000 Santa Clauses and so on? Wouldn't the Earth run out of room?
Room and resources!
 
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There have been hundreds if not thousands of different versions of the story of Cinderella. In each one the main character is still Cinderella and shares certain common traits, but each one also has differences in their story and what they look like, so they couldn't all be the same character. Are we gonna have like 700 Cinderellas, 1500 Herculeses, 40,000 Santa Clauses and so on? Wouldn't the Earth run out of room?

You honestly think Chris takes things like that into consideration? Most likely Chris believes that whatever iteration of a character he is familiar with (for example: Disney's version of Cinderella) is the only version of that character, and will therefore be the one you can "meet in person after the merge".

And since Chris is essentially a nine year old kid who gets money "free" from the Government, has had his every whim granted throughout life, and has never known a life where he's had to go without anything, he likely has no idea about subjects like overpopulation or the catastrophic impact to the world's resources, economies, environment, and food supplies there would be if several billion new inhabitants were to suddenly materialize. It would be horrific. Starvation, homelessness, pollution, job shortages...and that's not taking into account any new diseases they might introduce to our reality. Throwing off the delicate balance our world currently has in such a massive way could very well mean our extinction. But Chris figures things will work themselves out and all will be fine because that's the way it works in all the cartoons he watches. The problems shown in each episode are all solved in about 25 minutes, sometimes more if it's a two-parter.
 
You honestly think Chris takes things like that into consideration? Most likely Chris believes that whatever iteration of a character he is familiar with (for example: Disney's version of Cinderella) is the only version of that character, and will therefore be the one you can "meet in person after the merge".

Imagine people like Superman, Batman, Spiderman, etc, having to "meet in person" every-single-fucking-fan they have, one by one, because some lardass with godly powers said so. That's outright hellish punishment....Chris is a master supervillain after all!

And since Chris is essentially a nine year old kid who gets money "free" from the Government, has had his every whim granted throughout life, and has never known a life where he's had to go without anything, he likely has no idea about subjects like overpopulation or the catastrophic impact to the world's resources, economies, environment, and food supplies there would be if several billion new inhabitants were to suddenly materialize. It would be horrific. Starvation, homelessness, pollution, job shortages...and that's not taking into account any new diseases they might introduce to our reality. Throwing off the delicate balance our world currently has in such a massive way could very well mean our extinction. But Chris figures things will work themselves out and all will be fine because that's the way it works in all the cartoons he watches. The problems shown in each episode are all solved in about 25 minutes, sometimes more if it's a two-parter.

Don't forget you don't have to work if you don't want to! I mean, who wouldn't want to voluntarely flip burgers on a MacDonalds so Chris can go clog his arteries there?
 
You honestly think Chris takes things like that into consideration? Most likely Chris believes that whatever iteration of a character he is familiar with (for example: Disney's version of Cinderella) is the only version of that character, and will therefore be the one you can "meet in person after the merge".

And since Chris is essentially a nine year old kid who gets money "free" from the Government, has had his every whim granted throughout life, and has never known a life where he's had to go without anything, he likely has no idea about subjects like overpopulation or the catastrophic impact to the world's resources, economies, environment, and food supplies there would be if several billion new inhabitants were to suddenly materialize. It would be horrific. Starvation, homelessness, pollution, job shortages...and that's not taking into account any new diseases they might introduce to our reality. Throwing off the delicate balance our world currently has in such a massive way could very well mean our extinction. But Chris figures things will work themselves out and all will be fine because that's the way it works in all the cartoons he watches. The problems shown in each episode are all solved in about 25 minutes, sometimes more if it's a two-parter.
Chris is only concerned with things that interest him. He is a selfish narcissist who would probably be a bully if he was not such a weak stupid fool. His dreamland functions similar to that "Twilight Zone" where the little boy used mind powers to control everything. Everything is for his amusement and his entertainment. Those who cross him are punished or killed. It would probably also be like that episode where the spaceman goes nuts because he will lose power after his people are rescued.
"Dig it".... Bruh, who the [fudge] says that??
 
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His dreamland functions similar to that "Twilight Zone" where the little boy used mind powers to control everything. Everything is for his amusement and his entertainment. Those who cross him are punished or killed. It would probably also be like that episode where the spaceman goes nuts because he will lose power after his people are rescued.

I'd rather be sent to the Quickville cornfield than have to live with every fictional character.

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Are fan fiction and movies or biopic based on real people seperate characters? A new nutcracker movie is coming out soon, is that nutcracker seperate from the Dumas nutcracker?
 
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For someone so obsessed with Hyperdimension Neptunia, he's hardly touched the games themselves. He has a lot of games he buys and never plays, or doesn't play past the first few levels of. His last purchase was on the 26th so he at least has the cash for that.
Of course the only game Chris completes---after buying it for two different systems---is someone's first GameJam platformer that has only 12 levels. Something so easy even Chris can beat in under an hour. & I remember seeing it in the Nintendo eShop---how much do you want to bet he bought it for the 3DS, too?

& he has the nerve to beg for money using a litter of disease-ridden kittens as leverage. Go fuck yourself, Chris.
 
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For someone so obsessed with Hyperdimension Neptunia, he's hardly touched the games themselves. He has a lot of games he buys and never plays, or doesn't play past the first few levels of. His last purchase was on the 26th so he at least has the cash for that.
As far as I'm aware, Chris sees those games as scripture. Why would God or Jesus need to study the bible?
 
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