Containment Random Chris Updates

[DCM90]

The sad thing is, Chris has probably drawn enough for so long that if he was more analytical he would probably be quite competent at this point.

They said the same thing about Van Gogh.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

That said, I think you should ghost hunt 14 BLC instead, since you're a paranormal investigator. Reports are the day lily garden is haunted and Bobs moans have been heard in videos after his death.

I have a Ouija Board. Maybe one drunken night I'll convince some friends to go to the chosen land and summon some demons to haunt them. Chris will mistake a poltergeist for Magichan being fussy.

 

[Claude Rabbit]

They said the same thing about Van Gogh.

They have the self mutilation in common. Chris has made a lot more money from his art though.

 

[ZehnBoat]

 

[ON 190]

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Is the cucumber still a virgin if someone uses him as a dildo?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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I wish Chris had been on the "Perfect anatomy" category to see him brag about it being 'true'.

 

[janekop]

Chris liked this on Twitter today. Can we expect an updated version of this beauty in the near future?

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Buy me random shit.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1NBYMDW5KQSWH

 

[Rungle]

Why does chris need 2 wii U's?

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Maybe The Captain will get him an early x-mas present from his amazon wish list. This is all stuff Chris NEEDS before the dimension merger guys!

 

[johnny5150]

Why does chris need 2 wii U's?

That's simple.this dimension chris wants one and Chris from another dimension wants one..

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

B-but...wasn't he going to be filthy rich after the merge, wich is happening already? Why ask for stuff now?¿?

 

[AnAccount]

B-but...wasn't he going to be filthy rich after the merge, wich is happening already? Why ask for stuff now?¿?

I mean he was gonna have what. a ten fold return? if he had ten grand. which we know he didn't that'd only be like 100K

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris relaying his experience of being "impersonated"

 

[Ghostbeater]

Chris relaying his experience of being "impersonated"
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So he seems to remember liquid. Wonder what Ducksworth thinks nowadays about his trolling days. He always seemed like a decent dude to me. Anyone of the oldies still in contact with him?

 

[nertz]

Chris relaying his experience of being "impersonated"
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B-but... some Ian Brannon Sumthin guy told me that his name was CHRIS! CHANDLER! No tian, no topher. I don't know what to believe anymore.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris relaying his experience of being "impersonated"
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Of course, after all this years he still thinks Liquid Chris was actually called Christian, and that it was a serious suplantation with people believing he was the real one instead of everybody simply playing along to rustle his jimmies. That's like thinking Im trying to to impersonate him myself too.

And then he has the balls to say: "Continue to Live and Learn"

Oh, the irony!

 

[Silver Octopus]

First they impersonated him, now there are people impersonating his own cartoon characters! and he's fallen for it...

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

ah, for the good old days when Chris was a dude and trolling plans included guitar-offs and striped shirts instead of nazis and teentroon squads.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris relaying his experience of being "impersonated"
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8-10 years later and Chris still believes it was an "impersonation".
He's really stretching the high functioning title more than the old pair of Barb's panties he wears while masturbating.