Containment Random Chris Updates

[nvrwastetree]

I agree that it's crappy how he treats her but she did a lot of crappy stuff to him in his life, too. I certainly don't condone him treating her that way but I think he knows on many levels that she did plenty of stuff that screwed up him/their family.

But does he understand it??? Or is he blindly going along with whatever anyone says about his mother online, does he understand why people say what they say about Barb? Yes, she's a shitty, greedy, egotistical asshole (and the majority of that has spread directly to Chris), but sometimes the shit Chris says to her is fucked.

 

[PT 940]

But does he understand it??? Or is he blindly going along with whatever anyone says about his mother online, does he understand why people say what they say about Barb? Yes, she's a shitty, greedy, egotistical asshole (and the majority of that has spread directly to Chris), but sometimes the shit Chris says to her is fucked.

It's hard to say. I don't think I'll ever fully understand his mind.

 

[AnOminous]

But does he understand it??? Or is he blindly going along with whatever anyone says about his mother online, does he understand why people say what they say about Barb? Yes, she's a shitty, greedy, egotistical asshole (and the majority of that has spread directly to Chris), but sometimes the shit Chris says to her is fucked.

If anyone deserves his shitty behavior, it's the one person most responsible for teaching him how to act that way.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris asking why Barb interrupted his video:
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Chris is sad that a 4 year old got shot by her 3 year old sibling:
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Chris explaining why CPU is in his name:
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Chris reviewing the Funko cereal in two parts. His main criticism is it isn't in regular stores:
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Is Chris getting better?
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Chris spending the pay pig's money on $8 a box cereal lol

Chris needs to respect his mother like the Hulkster does

 

[Nero]

The way Chris treats his mother is fucking weird and I can totally see him getting physical with her. The way Barb sits so still and scared, almost trembling, trying her damnedest not to make eye contact with Chris really makes me think he abuses her in some way. We all know he has a weird sexual attraction to Bard so what're the odds he gets weirdly physical with her off camera because we already know he does on camera.

I know people have talked about this before but Jesus Christ.

 

[BScCollateral]

Right now, we've got a possible dementia patient living with someone with imaginary spouses. Neither one of them should be living without supervision.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Funko, you must hear my command. You must nationally produce cereal alongside your figures. Open factories to enslave the common man. Do as I say, Ok? M'kay? La-li-lu-le-lo, La-li-lu-le-lo, La-li-lu-le-lo....

 

[Rikka Takarada]

The way Barb sits so still and scared, almost trembling, trying her damnedest not to make eye contact with Chris really makes me think he abuses her in some way.

At least some of that can probably also be attributed to him punching her when he was being extorted; something tells me he didn't do it lightly as he claimed...

 

[ShanghaiGuy]

Someone please explain what emotion Chris is trying to convey when he makes his voice high mid sentence for no reason. I know he's done it forever, but seems more often lately...is that how he thinks girls talk?

Actually curious.

 

[MangledTwot]

Someone please explain what emotion Chris is trying to convey when he makes his voice high mid sentence for no reason. I know he's done it forever, but seems more often lately...is that how he thinks girls talk?

Actually curious.

Chris is lazy and puts minimal effort into trying to sound feminine. He already has a high voice, but when he tries to sound like a girl, he either sounds like a retarded dwarf, a massive faggot or, if he's yelling, and old cartoon witch lady.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

The way Chris treats his mother is fucking weird and I can totally see him getting physical with her. The way Barb sits so still and scared, almost trembling, trying her damnedest not to make eye contact with Chris really makes me think he abuses her in some way. We all know he has a weird sexual attraction to Bard so what're the odds he gets weirdly physical with her off camera because we already know he does on camera.

I know people have talked about this before but Jesus Christ.

I don't feel that bad for Barb. This is the Hell she created for herself. All her shitty actions and life choices have come to this.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't feel that bad for Barb. This is the Hell she created for herself. All her shitty actions and life choices have come to this.

She let Bob die eaten by bugs in a house full of filth because the hoard was more important to her than anything or anyone else.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris needs to respect his mother like the Hulkster does

He could take example from your old pal too:

 

[MangledTwot]

I don't feel that bad for Barb. This is the Hell she created for herself. All her shitty actions and life choices have come to this.

She was an abusive grub.
Just look at Cole Smithey.

 

[DeathHeat]

Let's take a few steps back here.

If we think something like actual elder abuse is going on, someone ought to come up with a strategy of how we should handle this.

Like an actual set of guidelines or something.

This is getting into af adult shit and I think it should be addressed how we go from here.

 

[MangledTwot]

Let's take a few steps back here.

If we think something like actual elder abuse is going on, someone ought to come up with a strategy of how we should handle this.

Like an actual set of guidelines or something.

This is getting into af adult shit and I think it should be addressed how we go from here.

I think they may be having sex and it may or may not be consensual. Chris has to have tried it.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Let's take a few steps back here.

If we think something like actual elder abuse is going on, someone ought to come up with a strategy of how we should handle this.

Like an actual set of guidelines or something.

This is getting into af adult shit and I think it should be addressed how we go from here.

I don't give a shit what happens to Barb "If you don't like my one dish I'll just never ever cook again" Chandler

 

[PT 940]

If an abuse investigation was done and they tried to take her from the house she might threaten to kill herself

 

[Milk Mage]

Eid Brab Eid!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Let's take a few steps back here.

If we think something like actual elder abuse is going on, someone ought to come up with a strategy of how we should handle this.

Like an actual set of guidelines or something.

This is getting into af adult shit and I think it should be addressed how we go from here.

As it says at the top, 'we are not an autistic Illuminati'- just a bunch of people with too much time on our hands reading about weirdos on the internet. The authorities have been contacted dozens, hundreds, (thousands?) of times about the Chandlers by internet randos. Maybe they might do something if given the video of Chris hitting Barb (depending on what it looks like) and the people holding onto it are responsible for the decision not to do anything with it but other than that I'm not sure what you would suggest that would help in this situation.

The ride will end eventually, but the only way to steer it seems to be if you make yourself more of a lolcow than chris.