Containment Random Chris Updates

[Xanax]

If he was in a group home and sperged about this shit, they would tell him to STFU and send him to his room without tendies for dinner.

Or give him an extra special helping of slightly funny-tasting mashed potatoes that the lovely nurse makes sure he eats allllll of, like a big boy

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Anytime Chris says "my son" it makes me laugh. When combined with those awful stiff posed amiibos I am reminded of just how exceptional Chris really is

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Chris and his son, spending quality time together. A perfect fit for the family friendly, fun-for-all-ages Nintendo brand image.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

"I do have some demands;
First: No Character is allowed to Defeat Them!
Second: A corner office at your headquarters.
Third: Id like to Work From Home.."

They should take him up on the offer, make all of their arms the wrong color, and make them so tartded that is impossible to win with any of them.

 

[Mason Verger]

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Chris and his son, spending quality time together. A perfect fit for the family friendly, fun-for-all-ages Nintendo brand image.

I mean.. As a jap exclusive release it would probably still work. They kinda dig that shit...

*anime style speed-lines
"Rrrrrrrape-uuuu power-aaahhhh!!!!"

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Possibly a little fftopic:, but there's an infamous bad creepypasta from a few years ago called Cupcakes. It basically consists of Pinkie Pie going nutzoid and killing, cooking and eating the rest of the Mane Six. Since some bronies love to praise it on the grounds that any publicity is good publicity, I do find myself wondering if Chris the Naive heard of it, thought 'ooh, Pony fan fiction, cool' and got a nasty surprise.

I remember Chris used to complain about the Hot Diggity Demon parodies a lot, can’t find any screenshots at the moment though.

Or maybe it was the meme from a while back where they put the pony characters into real life situations which led to autism levels that may have even topped Chris:

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[️ronic]

I could be wrong, but I think Chris thinks of himself as the Father of Sonichu, similar to how Stan Lee is the father of Spider Man or some shit.

You overestimate this man's intelligence.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Unfortunately probably not, as Sonichu has famously referred to him as "father" when zapping to the extreme.

He's also drawn Rosechus calling him father as well..

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Why was the off-topic rating removed?

OH SHIT, I'm so sorry guys. Super mega wrong thread. Too much fun this weekend. Fixing in a sec if a mod didn't nuke it already.

 

[Mason Verger]

He's also drawn Rosechus calling him father as well..

He's technically Cryzels father too and Chris married the kid like a Mormon elder.

 

[Aldora]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

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A lot of theater ushers better prepare to be maced.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

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I thought that poster was a joke at first, like a mockup or something. It looks like something somebody cranked out in Photoshop in thirty seconds.

 

[Shibaru]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

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inb4 he pepper sprays a amc employee and protests the movie

 

[DeathHeat]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

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Bum bum bum bum....

BUM BUM BUM BUM.

 

[No_one]

Detective Pikachu live-action movie, Sonic live-action movie... How long until Chris declares that after the Merge
a major studio will release a Sonichu movie with Sonic, Pokemon, Neptunia and MLP characters (among which) and himself?

 

[Mason Verger]

Detective Pikachu live-action movie, Sonic live-action movie... How long until Chris declares that after the Merge
a major studio will release a Sonichu movie with Sonic, Pokemon, Neptunia and MLP characters (among which) and himself?

I have no idea why he isn't picking these as examples of the merge, live action movies of cartoons interacting with the real world, and is instead going with.. Romain lettuce recalls.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

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Chris is gonna fucking go NUCLEAR

 

[Looney Troons]

Ben Schwartz as Sonic and Jim Carrey as Robotnik, allegedly. This is going to be so good. Chris’ reaction, that is, not this piece of shit movie.

 

[Mason Verger]

Sorry if this is off topic but I just saw the poster for the theatrical Sonic movie.

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Chris is gonna fucking go NUCLEAR
In case you think it's fake

Sonic looks creepy as fuck with musculature. I don't want to see Usain Bolt in a furry costume.

 

[jc17]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

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It's the live action Sonic he deserves. I guess we can expect a CWCmeltdown, flipping his shit over nothing then demanding the studio halt production in order to change Sonic's design to suit his desires.