Containment Random Chris Updates

[Gunslinger]

Yes, atleast as a child, the pic when he is almost crushing a (then alive) pony. I looked for the pic, but couldn't really find it, but the poor ponys expression of fear will always be engraved in my mind.

Horses and ponies are very sensitive. They can sense when someone's not right. Some take being around the mentally/physically handicapped better than others.

 

[BScCollateral]

Horses and ponies are very sensitive. They can sense when someone's not right. Some take being around the mentally/physically handicapped better than others.

Same thing with wolves. I heard about an ambassador wolf that watched a special needs child throw a tantrum, and afterwards it started getting aggressive towards all kids.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Yes, atleast as a child, the pic when he is almost crushing a (then alive) pony. I looked for the pic, but couldn't really find it, but the poor ponys expression of fear will always be engraved in my mind.

I got you, fam.

 

[Gunslinger]

I got you, fam.

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The pony definetly looks concerned.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

It looks like Chris and Barb made the pony handler very uncomfortable.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I got you, fam.

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Good damn that pony handler is painfully 90’s.

 

[AnOminous]

Same thing with wolves. I heard about an ambassador wolf that watched a special needs child throw a tantrum, and afterwards it started getting aggressive towards all kids.

Even animals hate fucking tards.

I got you, fam.

Unlike some early Chris pictures, he really does look special needs in this, probably because he's too autistic to cope with the uncomfortable pony.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

It looks like Chris and Barb made the pony handler very uncomfortable.

I bet that the handler told Barb that Chris was too old (heavy) to ride and being the godawful harpy that she is, threw a hissy fit at the poor kid about how his Chrissun is a special snowflake, that he was discriminating against an autistic child, and that if the pony's back breaks it's not her goddamn problem.

 

[Kuruminha]

Someone on /cow/ just posted this short video of Chris screaming at his toilet.

(No I don't know what he's screaming about either..)

Unlisted Mirror: https://youtu.be/nRxTn0mARio

 

[Moon Man]

I got you, fam.

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Its legs are literally like in cartoons when the character is too heavy for a horse and the legs buckle

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris telling people to be self-aware.

 

[NormanMarkus]

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Chris telling people to be self-aware.

The pot called the kettle a niggo.

 

[Rogowski]

So how long until Lukas joins the farms?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Probably already a member. I would be interested to hear her side of these shenanigans though

 

[NormanMarkus]

I've reached out to Lukas with a Twitter I just fuckled together. Regardless of how Lukas' recountings of the situations go, I have a strong feeling we should tread carefully and take whatever answers given with a ton of salt.

 

[No_one]

I've reached out to Lukas with a Twitter I just fuckled together. Regardless of how Lukas' recountings of the situations go, I have a strong feeling we should tread carefully and take whatever answers given with a ton of salt.

He should just release all the content he has without demanding money/bitcoins for that (turns out it is a thing people do).

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I've reached out to Lukas with a Twitter I just fuckled together. Regardless of how Lukas' recountings of the situations go, I have a strong feeling we should tread carefully and take whatever answers given with a ton of salt.

I'm shivering in anticipation.

 

[MeepBeep]

If they're asking for money for trolling details, that's taking it a bit too far. I get that Chris is like a goldmine of content, but that's just rediculous.

 

[NormanMarkus]

I haven't gotten a response and I don't know if it'll be me who gets the discussion, but I fully agree that no cash should be coughed up. To whomever ends up talking to Lukas: document everything, press on details, and lurk more.

As an aside, fuck Twitter for trying to get my phone number for that bullshit account because I refused to put personal details.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I have secret hoarded Chris Chan content but I require Fortnite v-bucks before I say anything