Containment Random Chris Updates

[.Magichan]

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This explains how it was so cheap, though even if Chris does do this, I HIGHLY doubt he'll post his actual weight. Most likely, he'd subtract 10 - 20 kilos from it, in order to save face.

Must've been really cheap if it broke when he never runs on it, and can't do Sprints or go distance. How much can you do when you just walk in it?

Which I'll add, buying a treadmill for walking and planting it in front of you tv is the dumbest fucking thing that I see middle aged 40 year old women do unless you live in a violent neighborhood.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Yeah, now is basically the best time ever for outdoor exercise for Chris.

Now I realize wht Barb is so thin- Chris has been sapping away her vitality, it's stored in his chins.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris says he weighs 213 pounds. Btw, he goes into TMI territory a bit.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris says he weighs 213 pounds.

213 pounds.

 

[Emerald Queen]

Fanta can have whatever flavour you have syrup at hand at the time. It is a good old tradition from the softdrinks nazi germany origins

Speaking of, I was starting to read an article when I saw this ad.

 

[Pixy]

I suppose it confirms what we already know.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"I don't want to walk outside. It makes me winded and sweaty!"

Yeah, that's kind of the point, fatty

 

[.Magichan]

Chris says he weighs 213 pounds. Btw, he goes into TMI territory a bit.

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Could be worse.

 

[Zitta]

I still remember the Cartman like rage brought when Liquid called him fat over the phone. I kind of miss the denial though, kind of added to the whole claiming to work out thing, like his legendary 5 minute walks and trying really really hard to start the lawn mower.

 

[Ghostbeater]

trying really really hard to start the lawn mower.

He even had to kick it hard

 

[muh_moobs]

Chris thinks he's created a cute malaporism, but that would require real words. He's basically just communicating in clicks and whistles and thinking it clever.

Worked for R2D2

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He even had to fuck it hard

FTFY

 

[m0rnutz]

213 pounds.

Im 280 and look nothing like this tubby nigga.

Chris is 320. Bet.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Im 280 and look nothing like this tubby nigga.

Chris is 320. Bet.

His scale probably broke when he stepped on it, leaving him only to guess, and of course, he rounds down.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

The only way Chris is still 213 lbs is if he never aged past 21.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I can believe it. Fat's lighter than muscle and all his mass is in his gut and fat head.

 

[m0rnutz]

The only way Chris is still 213 lbs is if he never aged past 21.

how do you fuck up a swastika like that

 

[AnOminous]

how do you fuck up a swastika like that

Maybe like "niggo" he didn't want to draw the actual thing. Or like most Chris things it could just be he's a tard who can't draw things.

 

[MasterDisaster]

how do you fuck up a swastika like that

Maybe like "niggo" he didn't want to draw the actual thing. Or like most Chris things it could just be he's a tard who can't draw things.

You'd think Chris would be better at drawing his family crest.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

To be fair to Chris, actual neo-Nazis don't get them right all the time:

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