Containment Random Chris Updates

WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
"Note that I have recovered from the anxiety and stresses of the recent blockings"

in other words:

"I got my tardbucks and bought some toys and fast food".
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You can practically graph that Chris becomes more irate near the middle of the month and he's spent all his tardbux. He hasn't straight up done any begging, I'm assuming due to eBay money. When it gets warmer and the conventions start gearing up I'm sure there will be new begging videos for food and other lies.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Ok who here is autistic enough to actually graph all of Chris' tweets into a graph and rank according to how insane they are?
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I'll do it eventually. I already have a few spread sheets of his tweets. For January, you can see him coming apart as he uses the lightning-heart-lightning emoji less frequently later in the month.
 
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Chris isn't delusional or anything else like that, you guys. He's just able to see and talk to beings that nobody else can see or talk to, and they all happen to be characters from the kiddie cartoons he's obsessed with. That's all! And he's learned from his mistakes just like he's learned from all the myriad mistakes in his past, so unblock him already! Gosh!
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris will always be the type of person that thinks simply saying something makes it true. I'm sure he'll say it until the day he dies, by that time, he'll probably have changed his name again.
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I'm glad Null is going to adopt Chris and be the father figure he desperately needs.
 
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Trilby said:
Didn't someone once recreated this as a satellite/aerial shot once? I just remember laughing at the absurdity of everything being practically on one long street.
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I swear to God, I JUST found that pic not even 5 minutes ago in Google.
I saw Chris's drawing and decided to type "CWCVille" for shit and giggles.

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The Dude said:
Chris isn't delusional or anything else like that, you guys. He's just able to see and talk to beings that nobody else can see or talk to, and they all happen to be characters from the kiddie cartoons he's obsessed with. That's all! And he's learned from his mistakes just like he's learned from all the myriad mistakes in his past, so unblock him already! Gosh!
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At the end you became Russell Greer
 
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Basketball Jones said:
Sometimes I read these out loud to my boyfriend and goddamn it’s a chore. I cant get through one tweet without having to either start over completely or read each word as slow as possible because my brain can’t process what I’m reading and it starts to sound like song lyrics that went through 8 language translations...(:_(
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You're not alone. Hubby and I sit and laugh at this shit together. But then we both end up getting mad on the internet due to Chris' extremely high entitlement and egotism levels and before long we're screaming at the computer monitor. LOL. All it takes to turn two *cough* normal adults into enraged chimpanzees is a few Chris tweets.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
I'm pretty sure it would look like the Time Cube site, only with 1000% more Sonichu and Chris sperging about trolls and the dimensional merge instead of Gene Ray ranting about four-day rotation and the educated academic bastards.
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Thank FUCK someone archived and preserved the word of Our Cubic Lord and Savior and Worlds Wisest Human, Gene Ray.

And thank YOU @Second_Missing_Primarch for linking it! It was a sad, lonely time after Gene Ray died and timecube.com went black.

How else was every person in the U.S. going to find out that they are educated stupid and evil and be shown the glory of the wisdom of the fact that 4 simultaneous days rotate in the same 24 hours of earth? If you do not believe this in your heart you don't deserve to live on Earth!
 
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