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I think he pirated the movie, maybe that's why he doesn't need to pay for the tickets. Plus, due to his bad odor and behavior, I doubt the staff would let him in.
 
Tikbalang said:
I think he pirated the movie, maybe that's why he doesn't need to pay for the tickets. Plus, due to his bad odor and behavior, I doubt the staff would let him in.
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Of course Chris paid for a ticket. His logic: "Why take the time and effort locating a decent copy to pirate when I can just buy it?"
 
when he says "heavily skeptical" I'm assuming he means that's a negative since he's screamed a lot about how people should just listen and believe about the dimensional merge and his totally real cartoon spouses. Not surprising chris would think being skeptical and logical is a bad thing since, y'know, it destroys magical thinking.

I've said this elsewhere, but this shit's starting to remind me of Gail Chourd Schuller and her Church of Gail space ship. Chris just needs to start taking about semen nukes, 900 pound black gay jesuits, and mewtwo's anus becoming a vagina.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Or the therapeutic docket gave him a free ticket because he's literally re-tarded.
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If anyone reading this wants to become the most epic troll of all time, they should commit some petty crimes and get on the therapeutic docket to spy on Chris. Don't worry about getting into the program, that's taken care of.
 
Rogowski said:
This is veering off course a bit but has Chris ever pirated anything ever?
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My memory is a bit faulty in this, but during my days in the old PVCC I seem to recall him doing something close to that. Something along the lines of buying video games, returning them and keeping the activation codes or some such. It's close, but... I don't remember 100%. I remember the PVCC bunch being upset over it.
 
Tikbalang said:
I think he pirated the movie, maybe that's why he doesn't need to pay for the tickets. Plus, due to his bad odor and behavior, I doubt the staff would let him in.
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Chris has subscriptions to at least 3 streaming websites like netflix and crunchyroll, chris is one of those guys who order 5 tickets to have empty seats next to him.
 
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