Containment Random Chris Updates

[Moon Jelly]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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#6 only looks like he might murder you. That's a start!

 

[Oregano]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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Wow, I don't think I've seen this image before. Chris's smiles look so fucking inconsistent. The photog/Borb probably wanted different types of smiles, but like... fuck dude. The 4th and 5th ones are the worst. He looks like he's doing a weird under bite smile.
Chris has always had that "disabled" look to him. He's never looked attractive in any sense, but I agree with what others have said. At least 2007-2010 Chris just looked like a fat, stereotypical nerd. Not attractive, but inoffensive.
Tomgirl-Trans Chris is like a new breed of ugly, at least to me.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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Number 5 looks either like a hick or one of those southern politicians.

 

[The Man With No Name]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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Looks like Harry Potter's cousin. The fat one.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

#6 only looks like he might murder you. That's a start!

I'm definitely getting a "they laughed at me, I laughed at their funerals" vibe off #4.

Also, aren't those some of his homemade pogs?

 

[ZapThePickle]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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Maybe its just me, but the first 4 he just looks like your typical dopey kid, it's when the hormones kick in and he starts to turn into a child in a teenagers body he gets weird and kinda looks like he'd eat a dirty diaper off a baby.

 

[Trilby]

I'm definitely getting a "they laughed at me, I laughed at their funeral" vibe off #4.

Also, aren't those some of his homemade pogs?

I wouldn't doubt that, given the way these were handled. He's got that Pog maker thingy he used to make these with.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I bet Barb finally got him to make a decent facial expression by threatening suicide in the final photograph. I just don't understand how mother nature could have created such a monstrosity.

 

[RockRider]

I'd make a joke about comparing him to the Michelin Man, but you've all heard those before. I feel this fan-redesign is WAY more in Chris's league.

 

[DeathHeat]

I'd make a joke about comparing him to the Michelin Man, but you've all heard those before. I feel this fan-redesign is WAY more in Chris's league.

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Baymax, you let yourself go mate.

 

[Wabbu]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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Looks like your average hillbilly

 

[Nebula Slasher]

So have we determined that the "I Hope You're Happy" tweet is because of the MKR blackmail bullshit?

 

[St Michael]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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Mans bangs look like a comb.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

This is veering off course a bit but has Chris ever pirated anything ever?

This is a guy who most of the time can't even be arsed to google something he doesn't know even if he is on the computer on with a phone on his hands already (several 'mailbag' emails answered only with "What is a <term>?", not bothering to look up the bad guy's name from Shrek for that collaboration, asking the idea guys about this "Dio Brando" and "stands" some wèens were threatening him with (whe the most basic google search would clarify it was a reference to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) and many other examples).

He wouldn't know where to go!!

Also, as the soulless autist automaton that he is, he is more loyal and sympathetic to brands and corporations than to people.

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What's happened now?

Aaaw, that so nice of him! Im ok, thanks, Chris!

 

[Tikbalang]

His head is shaped like a peanut, he has a huge chin and huge ears, and a weird nose. Even when he wasn't morbidly obese, he still looked autistic.
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Trey Parker's brother

 

[m0rnutz]

Chris would look better with a beard. Just saying.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris would look better with a beard. Just saying.

A little fur draped over the ol' goldfish bowl that protrudes from under his mouth might do him good. Sadly, Pristine Christine would never do that, being SUCH an incredible distillation of feminity that he has three, count 'em, THREE X chromosomes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is veering off course a bit but has Chris ever pirated anything ever?

He buys porn. What do you think?

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Chris would look better with a beard. Just saying.

if chris had a beard, you know it would look like shit, because he'd never take care of it. We'd get pictures/videos of him with random crumbs stuck in it, maybe a birds nest.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

if chris had a beard, you know it would look like shit, because he'd never take care of it. We'd get pictures/videos of him with random crumbs stuck in it, maybe a birds nest.

Just like Peter Griffin.