Containment Random Chris Updates

[ZX 008]

Has everyone ever stepped back to see if he would sink or swim on his or is it always someone diving in with water wingies to save the mung?

Chris has Autism and a proclivity towards antisocial behaviour (a common manifestation of the illness). Autism always finds a way regardless of internet infamy.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Chris has Autism and a proclivity towards antisocial behaviour (a common manifestation of the illness). Autism always finds a way regardless of internet infamy.

There are fully functional autistic people everywhere (hell even worse off then him but they can do it?) fuck some even lurk here and don't think they are gonna be zapped into some world with a mutant hedgehog, this whole he is a wounded animal mentality is the issue, yup give him the crutch so he can keep hobbling him self.


Everyone makes excuses for him so much so he is using them himself.


Do you honestly think if no one found him way back when, he would be this? I honestly don't. Yea ok he isn't out there curing cancer and ending world hunger but he would probably be something more then a blight on society.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

Next thing: they don't know what they're fucking around with so as they pretend more and more to believe Chris's bullshit in an attempt to gaslight him, they inadvertently gaslight themselves and end up brainwashed into actually believing Chris's bullshit.

Then out comes the Flavor-Aid.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Has everyone ever stepped back to see if he would sink or swim on his or is it always someone diving in with water wingies to save the mung?

There was a good long period of time when Chris locked down his internet presence and didn't have wannabe-trolls infiltrating his real life too. He did fine. But back then he was significantly less insane and was more than just a sock puppet for any hand that came along.

 

[BScCollateral]

The win state for Chris-Chan is off the tugboat, Section 8, and menial retail work. That's probably not attainable any more.

Still, off the Internet would be an improvement. His tweeting people who block him is an improvement.

This is not a high scoring game.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris' portrayal of mewtwo is quite different than the films' and games' portayal:
The capable of being attracted to this unknown species:
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Goddamn, there's a lot to take apart here. The balding is on full display, the frog pouch chin is deployed, and his body wrapped in that eye-searing Goodwill rag looks like a deformed gourd that a farmer would throw in the compost pile.

 

[Tikbalang]

Goddamn, there's a lot to take apart here. The balding is on full display, the frog pouch chin is deployed, and his body wrapped in that eye-searing Goodwill rag looks like a deformed gourd that a farmer would throw in the compost pile.

Chris never looked in the mirror and saying "am I not good enough for mewtwo?" The reason why he depict himself as a blu-haired slender woman

 

[navydeckink]

Goddamn, there's a lot to take apart here. The balding is on full display, the frog pouch chin is deployed, and his body wrapped in that eye-searing Goodwill rag looks like a deformed gourd that a farmer would throw in the compost pile.

To top it off, that is the dressing room at a Goodwill/Value World thrift store. I can only imagine fatty wasn't exactly subtle in setting up for this setsy thrift store photo shoot.

As he has really been putting the 'bag' in bag lady, I can imagine there is some fuckin autistic duct tape 'n Lego tripod buried amongst the shit-smeared mcdonalds toys and half-empty bottles of hand-sanitizer in one of those childrens backpacks.

 

[Raiken]

To top it off, that is the dressing room at a Goodwill/Value World thrift store. I can only imagine fatty wasn't exactly subtle in setting up for this setsy thrift store photo shoot.

He took an entire lego school to mc donalds and made his pastor film him playing with it.
Suble does not exist with chris

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The win state for Chris-Chan is off the tugboat, Section 8, and menial retail work. That's probably not attainable any more.

Still, off the Internet would be an improvement. His tweeting people who block him is an improvement.

This is not a high scoring game.

I think a current good outcome for Chris would be to profit off his infamy more proactively like start making Sonichu medallions again but sell them for at least double he previously was, maybe at $60 - $100 (They’d have to made by Chris himself though which he’s too lazy to do currently) and then personal goals like working out what he’s going to do when Barb dies.

Really just give up on the idea that a magical dimensional merge is going to come and solve all his problems which doesn’t seem a realistic prospect at the moment.

 

[Raiken]

I think a current good outcome for Chris would be to profit off his infamy more proactively like start making Sonichu medallions again but sell them for at least double he previously was, maybe at $60 - $100 (They’d have to made by Chris himself though which he’s too lazy to do currently) and then personal goals like working out what he’s going to do when Barb dies.

Really just give up on the idea that a magical dimensional merge is going to come and solve all his problems which doesn’t seem a realistic prospect at the moment.

He streamed uncharted once and was mad that he only made 80 bucks.
80 fucking bucks for sitting on his ass playing video games,and he never did it again.

 

[Yop Yop]

They thought the medallion was different colors of model magic thrown together into one abortion...?

That's the one way the medallion could actually look worse than it already looks. It's pretty obviously painted.

I actually thought it was made that way too.

So, how long before a troll sends Chris a fake invitation to the doctor phill show btw

 

[SheCameForNecky]

I think a current good outcome for Chris would be to profit off his infamy more proactively like start making Sonichu medallions again but sell them for at least double he previously was, maybe at $60 - $100 (They’d have to made by Chris himself though which he’s too lazy to do currently) and then personal goals like working out what he’s going to do when Barb dies.

Really just give up on the idea that a magical dimensional merge is going to come and solve all his problems which doesn’t seem a realistic prospect at the moment.

Chris doesn't need to make them himself. He needs to discreetly outsource and split the profits.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris doesn't need to make them himself. He needs to discreetly outsource and split the profits.

I think most people buying them only are interested in them because he made them, it’d be pretty obvious if they suddenly had a change of quality plus Chris and discrete don’t exactly go well together.

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Probally best not to think about why everything surrounding Sonichris is suddenly varying shades of brown.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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Mary Sue gets new powers among which.

 

[King Kiwi]

Honestly he needs everybody to stop trying to "save him". Life isn't made up Characters and other dimensions. Its his Mom dying and needing to be an adult.


The "Chris-chan community" as a whole is enabling him to live this man baby life....37 years old and still acting like this? Everyone goes on about how "He isn't that bad, he isn't that stupid, he isnt this or that..." but has he functioned at all in his adult life without someone holding his hand?


Has everyone ever stepped back to see if he would sink or swim on his or is it always someone diving in with water wingies to save the mung?

Yep. Uh-huh.
Totally agree with ya.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone asks what Chris drew the piece on.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

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Why am I not surprised that Chris gave his Mary Sue fursona tit lightning?

 

[Deadpool]

Mary Sue gets new powers among which.

How can he have new powers when he's always had ALL DUH POWERS AMONG WHICH? Why have a character strive to over come something when he can just have another super power to fix it.

Chris thinks power reveals in his cartoons or comic movies are cool, which they can be (in comics at least I don't care know about pony shit.) It's not cool when power reveals happens every page for every situation, which is what Chris can't grasp.