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Oh my good lord.

His medallion seemed to have withered so poorly. I wonder if there's been some off-screen tantrum throwing while using it as an outlet for his frustrations.

Then again, Sonichu being his magnum opus, that seems unlikely. I wonder if its only due to poor aging from the material used create that monstrosity.
 
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Why is he concerned about that? Did Chris have to take court-ordered drug tests at some point? Seems a weird thing for him to pay attention to.
 
Snuckening said:
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Why is he concerned about that? Did Chris have to take court-ordered drug tests at some point? Seems a weird thing for him to pay attention to.
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He's just autistic, it was in an episode of Seinfeld.

It's largely a myth since more and more varieties of poppy seeds are being bred to reduce their opium concentration with each generation. Chris is just a damn idiot.
How do I know this? I have a botany certification, I wanted to be one before I discovered what I really wanted to do.
 
Snuckening said:
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Why is he concerned about that? Did Chris have to take court-ordered drug tests at some point? Seems a weird thing for him to pay attention to.
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He did/does:
CWCki said:
On 6 July 2018, the case was marked with a Final Disposition of "Other", with no apparent sentencing or fine given. However, the case resumed on 14 August 2018, which was continued on 28 August and then on 11 September, to 25 September, and finally to 9 October, which concluded with him being placed on a Therapeutic Docket.

The Therapeutic Docket program within his state targets defendants diagnosed with serious and persistent mental illness. During this sentence he is expected to attend therapy that includes the Probation Officer, his Public Defender, and the Judge every week. Additionally, he is also to comply with medication requirements, abstain from drugs and alcohol, and report to the court and his Probation Officer every other week. This is to happen for the next 12 months assuming Chris doesn't do anything illegal. If he completes the requirements, he may be given a suspended fine or jail sentence and if lucky, have his charges dismissed.
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So he's got to do this until October of this year from what I understand.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_the_law#2018
 
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Chris is clearly severely mentally retarded. He will never go to jail for his crimes. The courts aren't interested in wasting time and resources punishing someone with the mental cognition of a Golden Retriever. They will always do the minimal amount required to process his case and get him out of their hair.
 
zap2theextreme said:
The courts aren't interested in wasting time and resources punishing someone with the mental cognition of a Golden Retriever.
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Bro.

I am not being a dickhead when I say this. Even on his best day, that man is objectively devoid of all but maybe 1/8th of the mental cognition displayed by every Golden Retriever I've ever met.

And I say this completely independent of factors like their ability to adjust their behaviors based on reinforcement/reward.. sense of object permanence.. likelihood of success in the endeavor to housebreak them..
 
Count Olaf said:
Is it just me or is he developing a lazy eye? The left one seems to be looking strait on but the right one seems to be. . .a little off. Eh, maybe its just his heads natural lopsidedness.
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It's been like that for a while. You can see it especially in his mugshot from the aftermath of his assault on Gamestop:

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Of course, his lumpy head doesn't help matters.
 
Pancake said:
That Luna plush is a shitty Chinese bootleg lol

"olyfactory" makes all kinds of bad bootleg crap, and vendors at cons can be banned for selling their stuff.
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Bet it's covered in lead....not like you would notice a difference in Chris after exposure.
 
Pancake said:
That Luna plush is a shitty Chinese bootleg lol

"olyfactory" makes all kinds of bad bootleg crap, and vendors at cons can be banned for selling their stuff.
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He's more likely to be banned from Bronycon for plebbery than for autistically stalking other guests.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Checked the price on that luna plush because I thought they were crazy expensive. nah. On Amazon they're $21.54+shipping&tax. The Celestia figurine is 19.99 +tax and shipping.

Still, money he doesn't have on things he doesn't need.
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I know Chris has little range of expression, but that smug satisfaction when he acquires a new toy is always morbidly amusing and pathetically sad at the same time.
 
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