Containment Random Chris Updates

"Tri Sonichu"? Don't tell me he's got another yiffhog in his harem.
Seems like an MKR thing.
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Chris isn't feeling easy.
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"Tri Sonichu"? What the fuck, is that a new character?
It's so frustrating how Chris will create new characters and then not introduce them, instead just bring them up as if everybody already knows who that is.
Chris just because you and your idea guy know who that is doesn't mean anybody else does!

Also he's only spending time with his "hubbies" - I guess he doesn't care about Cryzel and Silvana anymore...
Maybe what people have been saying for years has some truth and Chris this whole time has been a closeted gay man.
 
Lying turd.
>>"I have a tough time with remembering names."

Yet he has no problem remembering his "sweetheart" Megan and Blanca years later.

What a lying sack of shit.
Chris isn't lying. I 100% believe him when he says he never gave enough of a shit to pay attention to who went to effort of making fan-art for him.

Chris isn't feeling easy.
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WTF does "not feeling easy" even mean? You'll need to put in some effort if you want to fuck him? He's playing hard to get? And LGPikachu? Tri-Sonichu? Rusty? I have even less idea what Chris is talking about than usual. Is this just headcanon brainfarts, or :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:maybe there's new comic shit in the works?:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
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Chris isn't lying. I 100% believe him when he says he never gave enough of a shit to pay attention to who went to effort of making fan-art for him.



WTF does "not feeling easy" even mean? You'll need to put in some effort if you want to fuck him? He's playing hard to get? And LGPikachu? Tri-Sonichu? Rusty? I have even less idea what Chris is talking about than usual. Is this just headcanon brainfarts, or :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:maybe there's new comic shit in the works?:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
I assume Rusty is a name from some other youtube pokemon thing, LGPikachu is Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu on the switch, no idea what Tri-Sonichu is though.
 
So the final season of MLP starts in less than a month. Can we count on a full-scale chimpout when the season ends?
The stress will definitely be mounting, there’s MLP ending, the last Bronycon, the Sonic movie and the new Pokemon game will have a Pokemon number that’s supposed to belong to Sonichu.
 
Chris might not even be welcome at the last Bronycon. Has anything been said by staff about Chris being welcomed to this Bronycon?

Nothing short of a threatened walkout by the main celebrities, or a direct threat referencing the New Zealand mosques (Hi Senior Sargent!) will keep our CPU from her appointed rounds.

Day two, three tops spreading "kindness" via kisses and asspats at the four day Woodstock of Autism however will see the return of hedgehog defense mode and zapping to the extreme sponsored by Tazer.

It'll go something like this:
 
Nothing short of a threatened walkout by the main celebrities, or a direct threat referencing the New Zealand mosques (Hi Senior Sargent!) will keep our CPU from her appointed rounds.

Day two, three tops spreading "kindness" via kisses and asspats at the four day Woodstock of Autism however will see the return of hedgehog defense mode and zapping to the extreme sponsored by Tazer.

It'll go something like this:

If Chris assumes the hedgehog defense position again, it would be interesting to see how he would react to being tasered. Then again, won't be the first time he got Jerkops "dogpile" on him now for disorderly conduct, would it?
 
I feel like more than it being the last Bronycon, the potential for Chris to lose his shit will be in the fact that Chris might not even be welcome at the last Bronycon. Has anything been said by staff about Chris being welcomed to this Bronycon?
If Bronycon didn't know how to deal with autistic pants-shitters they wouldn't have lasted more than a year to begin with.
 
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