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So he had a playdate with someone who appears to be in the same boat.

Guys like Chris are insecure in themselves and their masculinity and that, plus the tism and total failure with women, lead him to join the troon brigade. Surely now he will be a much better woman than he was a man and score all the lesbian scissoring he could ever want! Cut to five years later and he's still non-passing but with a scar on his taint, receding seaweed hair and outfits that are only non-binary because they're too insane to be considered male or female. And for all the talk of tribbing, the only 'woman' who gets close to him is someone in exactly the same position.
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
Guys like Chris are insecure in themselves and their masculinity and that, plus the tism and total failure with women, lead him to join the troon brigade. Surely now he will be a much better woman than he was a man and score all the lesbian scissoring he could ever want! Cut to five years later and he's still non-passing but with a scar on his taint, receding seaweed hair and outfits that are only non-binary because they're too insane to be considered male or female. And the only 'woman' who gets close to him is someone in exactly the same position.
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It's almost as if Chris' relationship with gender is entirely shallow and based only in societal gender roles. "I don't want to be the 'breadwinner', I want to be the stay at home parent in my relationship. That's usually what the woman does, so I must be a woman." "I like MLP and that's for little girls, ergo I must be a girl too." "I don't get along with men my age and some women seem to tolerate me, it must be because of my female soul." That, paired with his complete lack of understanding what being transgender actually entails leads to this bizarre shallow almost half-trans identity.

Besides him allegedly taking estrogen (but no T blockers? Hence his horrific balding exacerbating) Chris hasn't taken real concrete medical attempts at transitioning (which sometimes happens, plus with his money problems I doubt it's coming any time soon). It would make sense if he had some fear of surgery, but he CUT HIS TAINT OPEN HIMSELF because he thought the term "woman trapped in a man's body" was to be taken literally. He somehow thinks that if you just wish hard enough you just emerge a fully formed woman from some mystical cocoon as opposed to a lot of fucking work and money. You don't have to be some gender studies MFA to be transgender, but Chris complete misunderstanding of what being trans really means and his seeming distaste for other actual transgender women calls shit into question.
 
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It's almost as if Chris' relationship with gender is entirely shallow and based only in societal gender roles. "I don't want to be the 'breadwinner', I want to be the stay at home parent in my relationship. That's usually what the woman does, so I must be a woman." "I like MLP and that's for little girls, ergo I must be a girl too." "I don't get along with men my age and some women seem to tolerate me, it must be because of my female soul." That, paired with his complete lack of understanding what being transgender actually entails leads to this bizarre shallow almost half-trans identity.

Besides him allegedly taking estrogen (but no T blockers? Hence his horrific balding exacerbating) Chris hasn't taken real concrete medical attempts at transitioning (which sometimes happens, plus with his money problems I doubt it's coming any time soon). It would make sense if he had some fear of surgery, but he CUT HIS TAINT OPEN HIMSELF because he thought the term "woman trapped in a man's body" was to be taken literally. He somehow thinks that if you just wish hard enough you just emerge a fully formed woman from some mystical cocoon as opposed to a lot of fucking work and money. You don't have to be some gender studies MFA to be transgender, but Chris complete misunderstanding of what being trans really means and his seeming distaste for other actual transgender women calls shit into question.
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His attempts at doing transition makes me think he's immortal: Cutting his taint off and rubbing estrogen.
 
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lilbrudder said:
It's almost as if Chris' relationship with gender is entirely shallow and based only in societal gender roles. "I don't want to be the 'breadwinner', I want to be the stay at home parent in my relationship. That's usually what the woman does, so I must be a woman." "I like MLP and that's for little girls, ergo I must be a girl too." "I don't get along with men my age and some women seem to tolerate me, it must be because of my female soul." That, paired with his complete lack of understanding what being transgender actually entails leads to this bizarre shallow almost half-trans identity.

Besides him allegedly taking estrogen (but no T blockers? Hence his horrific balding exacerbating) Chris hasn't taken real concrete medical attempts at transitioning (which sometimes happens, plus with his money problems I doubt it's coming any time soon). It would make sense if he had some fear of surgery, but he CUT HIS TAINT OPEN HIMSELF because he thought the term "woman trapped in a man's body" was to be taken literally. He somehow thinks that if you just wish hard enough you just emerge a fully formed woman from some mystical cocoon as opposed to a lot of fucking work and money. You don't have to be some gender studies MFA to be transgender, but Chris complete misunderstanding of what being trans really means and his seeming distaste for other actual transgender women calls shit into question.
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The problem being no amount of money, time, or training could ever turn Chris into anything feminine. He's like an ugly Fred Flintstone in terrible drag. In fact, Chris is hypermasculine.
 
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lilbrudder said:
It's almost as if Chris' relationship with gender is entirely shallow and based only in societal gender roles. "I don't want to be the 'breadwinner', I want to be the stay at home parent in my relationship. That's usually what the woman does, so I must be a woman." "I like MLP and that's for little girls, ergo I must be a girl too." "I don't get along with men my age and some women seem to tolerate me, it must be because of my female soul." That, paired with his complete lack of understanding what being transgender actually entails leads to this bizarre shallow almost half-trans identity.
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Is there more to being transgender than what Chris is doing?

The dictionary definition just says, "denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender does not correspond with their birth sex."

Besides him allegedly taking estrogen (but no T blockers? Hence his horrific balding exacerbating) Chris hasn't taken real concrete medical attempts at transitioning (which sometimes happens, plus with his money problems I doubt it's coming any time soon).
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Was the estrogen without T-blockers thing from him taking the Oestrogel? He's since been taking real hormones prescribed from a doctor.

You don't have to be some gender studies MFA to be transgender, but Chris complete misunderstanding of what being trans really means and his seeming distaste for other actual transgender women calls shit into question.
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He met with a gender therapist a few years ago, who affirmed to him that he's trans and helped fill out the paperwork for him to change the sex marker on his driver's license to Female.
 
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Chris says Joe Draft's documentary wasn't cancelled.

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Nebula Slasher said:
God, I know I'm repeating what people have already said a thousand times over, but MAN does this current age of Chris suck. It's not funny, it's not creative, and literally everyone involved would have their time better spent shitting their pants and doing nothing.
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I almost miss the days of people leaving Chris voicemails screaming "JULAAAAAY.
 
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Nebula Slasher said:
God, I know I'm repeating what people have already said a thousand times over, but MAN does this current age of Chris suck. It's not funny, it's not creative, and literally everyone involved would have their time better spent shitting their pants and doing nothing.
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A huge part of this is people here having absolutely zero chill and not letting things play out, anytime Chris meets someone or tries to do something that's out of his Lego/Vidya wheelhouse, people spaz out and try to dox anyone involved, it's honestly getting boring and tiring at this point, especially considering that most of those same ppl are constantly posting with absolute vitriol about how Chris does nothing new anymore.

Take the example of the woman who took a selfie with Chris, sure, she's a huge autist herself, but nobody even left any room for any content to develop from there, Now she's either gonna keep up with Chris in secret, or completely cut off contact with him.

We've reached a stage where we are not even sperg-watchers anymore, we are now an active force in Chris's life (to his detriment) and being essentially his psychotic ex.
 
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