Containment Random Chris Updates

[nonoseacrest]

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Chris is the mascot of Ruckersville, after all. Would anyone even know the existence of this cartoonish town if it weren't for him? Anytime I try to research the town, it always leads to Chris, but maybe that's just me.

 

[Silver Octopus]

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Where does the chin end and the neck begin?

 

[Tikbalang]

I doubt Chris mark his gym, probably because he is too weak to conquer one. If he does have one, I hope it was replaced by Mewtwo.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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I doubt Chris mark his gym, probably because he is too weak to conquer one. If he does have one, I hope it was replaced by Mewtwo.

The pointy wang on that thing is disturbing.

 

[MY 405]

Who needs Game of Thrones when you've got gripping sagas like The Tale of the Lost Wallet?

Chris is definitely the original White Walker.

 

[King Kiwi]

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I doubt Chris mark his gym, probably because he is too weak to conquer one. If he does have one, I hope it was replaced by Mewtwo.

Oddly enough I remembered this damn thing over Arcanine.

 

[Tikbalang]

The pointy wang on that thing is disturbing.

That became an issue on the fighting game years ago

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is definitely the original White Walker.

More like White Trash Waddler.

 

[Aldora]

Chris turned off the pose he bought in GO, so “Rosey” could sit on his shoulder.

 

[Milk Mage]

That's one punchable face.

You could try, but I feel like all the fat and blubber would cushion the blow

 

[PT 940]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The pokemon featured for Pokemon Go Community Day in May is torchic, which evolves into combusken and then, you guessed it, blaziken. Maybe that will be the day he marries blaziken into his harem. And if that happens I'm calling it here first.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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Wouldn't it be more accurate for Rosey to be a Raichu? Chris also doesn't seem to have the heterochromia in this screenshot so that was probably just a weird camera angle.

 

[PT 940]

Wouldn't it be more accurate for Rosey to be a Raichu? Chris also doesn't seem to have the heterochromia in this screenshot so that was probably just a weird camera angle.

Rosey is a raichu now. Go check.

 

[Tikbalang]

Wouldn't it be more accurate for Rosey to be a Raichu? Chris also doesn't seem to have the heterochromia in this screenshot so that was probably just a weird camera angle.

Rosey is a raichu now. Go check.

Chris believed Sonichu and Rosechu as a legit pokemon species in the future. Since Sonichu is #982, confirmation would take 5 years for that to happen.

Rosechu, is she is its own evolution or in Raichu line? This shit's is confusing.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris believed Sonichu and Rosechu as a legit pokemon species in the future. Since Sonichu is #982, confirmation would take 5 years for that to happen.

Rosechu, is she is its own evolution or in Raichu line? This shit's is confusing.

Rosechu Prime is a Raichu mutated by the Chaos Emeralds. The rest started as Rosees hatched from eggs

 

[King Kiwi]

Rosechu Prime is a Raichu mutated by the Chaos Emeralds. The rest started as Rosees hatched from eggs

I'm oddly impressed and disturbed.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm oddly impressed and disturbed.

This is like basic Sonichu lore, casual. You probably don't even know about the Amnyfest Ring OR the Anchuent Prophecy.

 

[Aldora]

Wouldn't it be more accurate for Rosey to be a Raichu? Chris also doesn't seem to have the heterochromia in this screenshot so that was probably just a weird camera angle.

@Yolandi is correct.

 

[Trilby]

@Yolandi is correct.

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At least Chris got around to evolve it.

 

[muh_moobs]

Real life offers none of these.

Shit ya it does. I've got over 4000 stickers on this website called Kiwifarms!