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Teflon Tard skates again!
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Teflon Tard skates again!
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zap2theextreme
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So does this mean he no longer will be going to therapy? He gets to go in peace, imaginary friends in all?
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I wanted to make a comment about the glitter bomb and Chris's "foresight" but can't stop cringing at the forced voice pitch changes.
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He's sounding like a crazy grandma ready to be put in the nursing home. Whatevs.
Silver Octopus
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I think being able to simply ask for money and receive it from random people online with no strings attached shows great financial stability.
It's happened to him before and it was an obvious glitter bomb, anyone could heve figured that out. But Chris will still say it was his psychic powers allowed it him to foresee it.
He seems to want to claim anything on psychic powers, I'm sure that if he were to shit in a toilet he'd say "using my psychic powers I was able to predict that poop and manage to reach a bathroom on time. I'm getting stronger!"
Also that voice... this has got to be his most annoying video, because his voice is emitting a pitch that would make animals cry.
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That glitter bomb video is the stuff of nightmares. The voices, the expressions, the painful silences while chris wiggles his eyebrows and tries to think of a word (Phil/ADF does this too, is it an autism thing?). No wonder small children burst into tears when Chris approaches.
Apparently guessing there are sweets in a package sent for a birthday means you're psychic. It must be a hell of a life when completely mundane mental occurrences like a thought are so alien and amazing to you that you think they're a sign of having magical powers.
Do you think Chris is going for a record to see how many rings he can jam on those fat fingers? It's like a new mini-obsession, like all the ridiculous wristbands/bracelets were, or the hideous nail varnishes.
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How many days in a row has he been wearing that shirt? Seems like he's worn it in the last handful of videos
Silver Octopus
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Chris should use those psychic powers to foresee when he’s going to run out of gas and money.
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At least four days. He was pictured wearing two other shirts earlier this month.
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Yeah, with that plus his release of more crazy videos, it seems like he's feeling very confident and will probably ramp up his behavior in the near future. They probably used toys to help demonstrate financial responsiblity, "now, sweetheart, remember when the big plastic alligator comes and eats all the monies, that means there's none left, and we can't ask for anymore unless we work for it".
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I'm old; can someone plz explain to me wtf "ALOL" is supposed to be & maybe any theories as to why he's now tweeting it all the god damn time?
My only guess is that it's something 11-year-old girls say on Tumblr & therefore, he needs to get in on that shit.
My only guess is that it's something 11-year-old girls say on Tumblr & therefore, he needs to get in on that shit.
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I am legitimately shocked it wasn't a Ghastly, Haunter or Gengar.
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I was also curious about “ALOL”
I just assumed it was a typo, but now you got me thinking.
Edit: looked it up, it is supposed to mean “actually laughing out loud” as opposed to just pretending to laugh, I guess.
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So from what we knew of Bob, it sounded like he really liked that greenhouse. It's a shame Barb and Chris have turned it into hoard storage and left it to rot. Not that I expected anything else from them, of course.
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How sad, looks to be filled with junk and toys. Growing plants could be therapeutic for Chris, but he can't even grow his own hair properly.
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Chris is both incredibly dull and incredibly fascinating at the same time. How is this possible. He's the Kwisatz Haderach.