Containment Random Chris Updates

[Bananarama69]

At least he said thank you and didn't brush it off or tell them something was wrong with the fan art

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

At least he said thank you and didn't brush it off or tell them something was wrong with the fan art

After how many times of being told not to be an ungrateful piece of shit?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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Reminds me of soneone
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That's a pretty good comparison, actually. Chris and Tina are strikingly similar: they're both insanely socially awkward, have written out/drawn their erotic fantasies about people in their lives, tend to form weird bonds with inanimate objects, are both ponyfags, and make annoying noises when under stress.

Of course, even though she's voiced by a male and looks like a boy, Tina's more feminine than Chris will ever be.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That's a pretty good comparison, actually. Chris and Tina are strikingly similar: they're both insanely socially awkward, have written out/drawn their erotic fantasies about people in their lives, tend to form weird bonds with inanimate objects, are both ponyfags, and make annoying noises when under stress.
Of course, even though she's voiced by a male and looks like a boy, Tina's more feminine than Chris will ever be.

Also, Tina hasn't made any sex tapes, been arrested, nor has she hired a hooker.
I think the comparison though is like comparing apples to oranges. Tina isn't some PS4 humping ogre, who sores semen in her freezer. Being an awkward pony fag is not uncommon in teenagers. She's not that awkward though, and she does have the potential make friends, be introspective, and not act like a rabid, ungrateful dog to those around her.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob loved that Greenhouse because it was his CWCKVille. He had a swing and other toys in there like an NES and we knew he played Zelda 2 and RC Pro Am. In the early 90s he was just as autistic with his play place as Chris, spending pension money on Sesame Street records

He called it the "Dreaming Studio" and he meant to share it with Chris.

So in a way, that Greenhouse is the cause of all of this and that's why a Celebi was there. It represents the Time where and when it all changed for both Bob and CWC

As we say, when you stare into autism, autism stares back at you.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Bob loved that Greenhouse because it was his CWCKVille. He had a swing and other toys in there like an NES and we knew he played Zelda 2 and RC Pro Am. In the early 90s he was just as autistic with his play place as Chris, spending pension money on Sesame Street records

Wait, Bob played NES?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

At least he said thank you and didn't brush it off or tell them something was wrong with the fan art

He's probably trying to act nice because of the begging. If this was the first of the month he'd tear that shit to shreds

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris posted a couple new photos of Barb to his google map Sonichu Headquarters page.

"Here I am with my mother; she’s doing quite well. ?"

" And, my mother, not a “Snorlax”, is not fat. "

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris posted a couple new photos of Barb to his google map Sonichu Headquarters page.

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"Here I am with my mother; she’s doing quite well. ?"

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" And, my mother, not a “Snorlax”, is not fat. "

I see that Chris is still wearing that same shirt.

Also I guess Barb did lose a lot of weight... she looks more like a ghost Pokémon than a snorlax now.

 

[Looney Troons]

Barb sort looks like a less attractive Brian May of Queen.

 

[oldTireWater]

Why do troons look like hideous ogres?

Men do not make good women.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Men do not make good women.

If anything, that should be proof positive that you're not feminine or a female soul, but no wanting to bang and pet ponies is evidence that you're more of a woman than Aphrodite.

Greyscale this photo and the perfect caption would be:

"Here's two free spirits living in the 60's not letting age define their love or their sexual preference for each other"

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris looked like he has facial hairs

 

[GS 281]

Chris posted a couple new photos of Barb to his google map Sonichu Headquarters page.

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"Here I am with my mother; she’s doing quite well. ?"

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" And, my mother, not a “Snorlax”, is not fat. "

chris coulda at least licked his cum off barbs shirt before taking the pic

 

[PT 940]

chris coulda at least licked his cum off barbs shirt before taking the pic

ZOMG I didn't see that. Guess I'll never unsee it, either.

 

[Ferris]

Can someone give me a quick recap of all the things after Chris talked about Notre Dame? I’m a bit out of the loop.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

chris coulda at least licked his cum off barbs shirt before taking the pic

Yeah, but that would be taking away the dog's lunch, and we all know how moral and upstanding the Chandlers are.

Jeez Chris' facial hair gets thicker and thicker each year.

Can someone give me a quick recap of all the things after Chris talked about Notre Dame? I’m a bit out of the loop.

Basically, Pokemons did it. The end.

 

[Picklechu]

At least he said thank you and didn't brush it off or tell them something was wrong with the fan art

After how many times of being told not to be an ungrateful piece of shit?

Nah, that was just his psychic powers.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Can someone give me a quick recap of all the things after Chris talked about Notre Dame? I’m a bit out of the loop.

Chris spergs, Chris begs

 

[The American Hedgehog]