Containment Random Chris Updates

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
That glitter bomb video is the stuff of nightmares. The voices, the expressions, the painful silences while chris wiggles his eyebrows and tries to think of a word (Phil/ADF does this too, is it an autism thing?). No wonat der small children burst into tears when Chris approaches.
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Not to mention the constant, wide eyed, side to side tilting of the head, whatever the unholy fuck those noises were at the 1:02 mark, and the witchy hag voice and laughter he puts on at 1:25. It's like pure unrefined insanity.
 
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Time of Space said:
After a decade of people fucking with him, he finally learned something and what does he attribute it to?
Fucking foresight.
Are normal thought processes so foreign to him that something like learning from experience is what he considers to be some kind of gift?
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Empathy = telepathy
Put something in the freezer = cryokinesis
Heating in the microwave = pyrokinesis
"Die on aids, motherfucker!" = Curse-ye-hame-ha!
Taking a shower = exorcism
 
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Tikbalang said:
Empathy = telepathy
Put something in the freezer = cryokinesis
Heating in the microwave = pyrokinesis
"Die on aids, motherfucker!" = Curse-ye-hame-ha!
Taking a shower = exorcism
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Your mom forcing you to wear high waisted mom jeans and shop at Goodwill = Princess of Feminity.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I know someone who was kicked out of high school at age 20. They didn't want a 21-year-old man around sixteen year old girls, or someone who was legally old enough to purchase alcohol for his classmates. There was no chance he was ever going to legitimately pass his classes, he had no desire to succeed or excel or even improve enough to get a D instead of an F, so it was out with him.

I feel like the counselor looked at Chris and said "well this dude is loony tunes, cuckoo for cocoa puffs, off in la-la land. But he doesn't seem like a danger to anyone, just an underdeveloped tard. Oh, he thinks he talks to Pokemon, so does my four year old son. Oh he likes ponies, so does my five year old niece. Clearly he's not going to try any kind of real self-improvement, but he's not going to kill or rape anyone, so let's just get him through this program so I don't have to smell him anymore."
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Also, he spent more time dealing with the docket than he would have if they had just fined him or even tossed him in the tombs for a weekend. People often do programs like this because it keeps them from having a record of conviction but it often ends up being more work and effort. At some point, unless you're gonna institutionalize him, you gotta let baby sonichu fly free.

Plus the county was probably tired of paying for his movie tickets.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Flacid mass debating = Synching with our sister dimension
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And this is his orgasm face
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
Also, he spent more time dealing with the docket than he would have if they had just fined him or even tossed him in the tombs for a weekend. People often do programs like this because it keeps them from having a record of conviction but it often ends up being more work and effort. At some point, unless you're gonna institutionalize him, you gotta let baby sonichu fly free.

Plus the county was probably tired of paying for his movie tickets.
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I don't foresee Chris ever managing to stay out of trouble for very long with him always getting these soft punishments. In fact, I would bet money that his behavior will get increasingly worse after Barb dies and Chris loses the house. I'm not saying he's going to become a hardened criminal or rapist or something, but the trespassing and other "public disturbances" are likely to become more common when he's living on the streets. Eventually he's going to be brought before a less-than-sympathetic judge or the courts are going to see these wrist slaps have done next to nothing to curb Chris' behavior and he's going to find himself in jail again. I don't think he will ever do anything to warrant a prison sentence, but a few weeks to months in the county lockup? Oh yeah. Life post-Barb is not going to be kind to Chris.

Chrus Chundlur said:
Flacid mass debating = Synching with our sister dimension
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Shitting panties = "CPU Goddess"

Roger Whore said:
P-please don’t. I-I have a sims family!
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Should have thought about that before smarting off.

Glassshardballpit said:
Chris graduated....
Oy.
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I doubt he was "honor roll" this time.
 
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The Dude said:
I don't foresee Chris ever managing to stay out of trouble for very long with him always getting these soft punishments. In fact, I would bet money that his behavior will get increasingly worse after Barb dies and Chris loses the house. I'm not saying he's going to become a hardened criminal or rapist or something, but the trespassing and other "public disturbances" are likely to become more common when he's living on the streets. Eventually he's going to be brought before a less-than-sympathetic judge or the courts are going to see these wrist slaps have done next to nothing to curb Chris' behavior and he's going to find himself in jail again. I don't think he will ever do anything to warrant a prison sentence, but a few weeks to months in the county lockup? Oh yeah.
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I suspect that when barb dies chris might get infromed and have some kind of wragler that gets him a apartment and manages all his payments unless chris continues with stupid cpu bullshit at which point he might be put in a mental hospital.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
So from what we knew of Bob, it sounded like he really liked that greenhouse. It's a shame Barb and Chris have turned it into hoard storage and left it to rot. Not that I expected anything else from them, of course.
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Greenhouse looks good. There are dead plants and overgrowth around and possibly intrusive species have broken in, but it looks good. No boxes or trash.

The yard on the other hand....
 
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