Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

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Wtf is this bitch talking about?

Something about coping?

Is that why he married Pokemon? To cope.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

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Chris "If I say something enough times it'll become true" Chandler.

 

[GrainKiller]

Chris "If I say something enough times it'll become true" Chandler.

He has to tap his shoes together three times or it doesn't work.

 

[Wraith]

Wait, did somebody deface a WWII plane for Chris? I know there was that Pewdiepie thing with the WWII memorial, but the retard.ed way Chris writes makes it sound like someone did that for him as well.
InB4 WWII plane becomes a new character for Chris to marry and have sex with.

 

[asperhes]

"I am social, kind, and optimistic, and I am looking forward to the deaths of tens of millions when the Merge happens."

 

[Moppo.]

I have no idea how Chris thinks his situation correlates with Pewdiepie's in any way. When has anyone done something malicious to other people in Chris's name?

 

[Ghostbeater]

"I paid my debts to society"......Did i miss something here?

 

[UngaWunga]

"I paid my debts to society"......Did i miss something here?

A couple nights in jail and wasn't they on probabtion after the whole thing with the car and the attempted vehicular violence thing a while ago?

 

[RJ MacReady]

"I paid my debts to society"......Did i miss something here?

A couple nights in jail and wasn't they on probabtion after the whole thing with the car and the attempted vehicular violence thing a while ago?

"Pay one's debt to society" is another of hundreds of turns of phrase which Chris has absorbed from TV that he only superficially understands and misuses without even thinking because his brain is a Markov chain generator stocked with scripts from Seth MacFarlane cartoons and ancient sitcoms.

 

[Time of Space]

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"I paid my debts to society"
This fat fuck can't even handle paying his actual debts. How does he think he made up for being a garbage (figuratively and possibly literally) human?

Or is he gonna draw "You know what I hate me too 2" just to make sure that he made up for everything?

 

[Tikbalang]

Is this some "I've been there" tweet?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It's amazing how many legal and mental health professionals pass the buck when Chris lumbers in. He just seems to have that effect on people; even Bob, a seemingly responsible fellow in many areas of his life, couldn't wait to sit Chris in front of a Gameboy to play Tetris for 12 hours at a time.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's amazing how many legal and mental health professionals pass the buck when Chris lumbers in. He just seems to have that effect on people; even Bob, a seemingly responsible fellow in many areas of his life, couldn't wait to sit Chris in front of a Gameboy to play Tetris for 12 hours at a time.

It's because sane people can't stand him.

 

[UA 674]

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lol wut? You dumbass, you're no Pewds, you're a creepy autist.

 

[Rupin]

How many times is going to repeat that he has changed and made up for his mistakes?

 

[Autisimodo]

How many times is going to repeat that he has changed and made up for his mistakes?

Until Chris convinces himself and others that it's true.

 

[The Dude]

Until Chris convinces himself and others that it's true.

Or at least until people stop reminding him he hasn't changed or made up for his past deeds at all.

 

[Skips]

How many times is going to repeat that he has changed and made up for his mistakes?

Until he grows a china

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris wants to spend some money.

That person's not following Chris so won't see his tweet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris wants to spend some money.

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That person's not following Chris so won't see his tweet.

Que retrasado mental
<Laughs in Castellano>