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Sonic: Arms should not have fur and the shoes should be the same
Eggman: Should be bald, old, and wearing blue eyewear
 
Can we finally get the Chris rapes someone in jail saga?? After being arrested for macing someone on a theater, of course*
 
Clever strategy on Sega's part, go small-time with the blarms change, then really blow it up with Jim Carrey as the Eggman. I wonder if Magi-chan is going to reassure his lesbian transwoman wife that it won't happen after all. Coo coo ca choo
 
ForgedBlades said:
Chris is offended.

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I have to admit it's fun to watch him losing his goddamn mind about this movie even though he's claimed he won't go see it and Sonic himself told him it's bullshit.

Chris said:
@SonicMovie, WHY DIDN'T YOU ALL STICK WITH THIS?!!!
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I don't know, Chris. Maybe they didn't go with that version because it's just a fan-made Photoshop that makes Robotnik's head look like a scrotum?
 
Skips said:
Can we finally get the Chris rapes someone in jail saga?? After being arrested for macing someone on a theater, of course*
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Who could Chris rape in jail? He is as weak as a kitten and will certainly go to a male prison, he is swallowing a sausage to be sure.
 
Slowinthemind said:
Who could Chris rape in jail? He is as weak as a kitten and will certainly go to a male prison, he is swallowing a sausage to be sure.
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Nick Bate has to be to physically weak to fight even Chris off by now
 
Chris would probably be ok in jail. They’re too weird. Most prisoners would just give them a wide berth, and there’d be some Kiwis or other of Chris’ patrons keeping money on the books for them.
 
RustyNail(her) said:
Has anyone explained this to him yet and made it stick? It seems he tweets at someome almost every other day but rarely gets a response. Either he doesn't care or just doesn't understand.
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He's too dumb to understand.
 
UngaWunga said:
Chris would probably be ok in jail. They’re too weird. Most prisoners would just give them a wide berth, and there’d be some Kiwis or other of Chris’ patrons keeping money on the books for them.
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He'd even be a turn off to sex starved men with that swamp ass. Chris can't even rape Barb at this point.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris wants to spend some money.

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That person's not following Chris so won't see his tweet.
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It's pretty remarkable how normal Chris can sound so long as he's making an official request for useless toys. Any other context of interaction, not so much. It's like an alcoholic who can hold it together enough to keep a job, but has every other part of their life wrecked by it.
 
FadeIntoBolivian said:
It's pretty remarkable how normal Chris can sound so long as he's making an official request for useless toys. Any other context of interaction, not so much. It's like an alcoholic who can hold it together enough to keep a job, but has every other part of their life wrecked by it.
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That’s the “high functioning” part.
 
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