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RustyNail(her) said:
Has anyone explained this to him yet and made it stick? It seems he tweets at someome almost every other day but rarely gets a response. Either he doesn't care or just doesn't understand.
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I'm still going with my theory of him thinking that the people he tweets at get his messages via their counterparts in the spergaverse.
 
Time of Space said:
I'm still going with my theory of him thinking that the people he tweets at get his messages via their counterparts in the spergaverse.
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That's would make sense. It's consistent with the kind internal 'logic' Chris uses to view the world. Unfortunately it's a little too internally consistent and relatively linear so it's probably a very generous assessment.
 
Slowinthemind said:
Who could Chris rape in jail? He is as weak as a kitten and will certainly go to a male prison, he is swallowing a sausage to be sure.
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He wouldn't be able to rape anyone in a female prison, either. If he were actually going to do time I would recommend a male prison for him, though. He'd have a much better chance of being largely ignored in some low-security men's joint. Women in prison are fucking mean.
 
the trailer for the sonic movie just dropped. should get an interesting reaction out of cwc
 
ForgedBlades said:
Chris is offended.

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He's right, though.

They should have gone with him

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A lot of movies change the way a character looks when they adapt it, we don't have to like it but we have to brace for it and deal with it in a mature manner. Chris doesn't do this, ever.

Edit - he has a real mustache lol he doesn't need to fake one with his hair :p
 
Even if Chris throws a temper tantrum in the movie theater over Sonic's arms, he is not going to prison.

At most, he'll serve a short misdemeanor sentence in the county lockup and maybe some probation. So y'all can quit with your prison rape fantasies involving Chris.

Besides, he doesn't have it in him to rape anyone given the fact that all those hormones killed his sex drive and rendered him impotent anyway.
 
Syaoran Li said:
Even if Chris throws a temper tantrum in the movie theater over Sonic's arms, he is not going to prison.

At most, he'll serve a short misdemeanor sentence in the county lockup and maybe some probation. So y'all can quit with your prison rape fantasies involving Chris.

Besides, he doesn't have it in him to rape anyone given the fact that all those hormones killed his sex drive and rendered him impotent anyway.
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Chris does have some priors now tho. If they end up in court again it’s got a higher likelihood of not going south, but still misdemeanor stuff.

But people have spent over ten years saying how much they want Chris in prison and raped and I feel like half the CWC fan base learned everything they know about prison from jacking off to Oz.
 
Theres a greater than zero chance theater staff around Ruckersville is already bracing for Chris. He’s got to be some kind of known quantity with the locals by this point.
 
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