Containment Random Chris Updates

[TaterBot]

Not sure, but if not at least they could still get a gun.

Why not both? https://www.mace.com/collections/pepper-guns
srsly though, who's gonna stop him?

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

A bit late, but
SONIC HAS TEETH, I REPEAT, SONIC HAS TEETH!
I wonder why Chris hasn’t posted about the movie yet. Do you think he’s sitting in his room devising Blarms 2.0?

Now Robotnik is the line of fire

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Most people don't understand the limitations of a live action adaptation. If you don't like it, watch the low quality cartoon and STFU.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Sounds ominous

 

[jc17]

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Now Robotnik is the line of fire

It's ironic Chris would make for a better Robotnik design wise. He's got the gut and the weird shaped head.

 

[Ferris]

Why yes, Jim Carrey as Robotnik is indeed the worst thing in that trailer.
Nope, I see nothing else wrong.

 

[PT 522]

When did Chris start using the royal we?

 

[loli]

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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I want this image plastered over the pictures of chris's ceiling waifus and husbando.

 

[GhostBird50]

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I'm honestly surprised Chris hasn't seen this image and then lashed out because someone drew his son wrong or god forbid accept he is actually a man.

 

[Sadcake]

Why yes, Jim Carrey as Robotnik is indeed the worst thing in that trailer.
Nope, I see nothing else wrong.

Christine is just intimidated by jim Carrey's frankly very concerning sex appeal

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Christine is just intimidated by jim Carrey's frankly very concerning sex appeal

Yup, Jim Carey as harem member number 5 in ......4....3.........2

 

[Tallarn Desert Raider]

 

[The Dude]

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Wouldn't an internationally known celebrity be able to afford to pay their own way to the pony-loving pedo convention? I mean, it's not like trying to fund a vanity project indie movie.

 

[Moppo.]

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I might be retarded but is this real or a shoop?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It's a terrible picture and the font is Comic Sans, so there's a very real chance it's legit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I might be exceptional but is this real or a shoop?

Looks like it but I'd say no based on no random capitalized letters

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I might be exceptional but is this real or a shoop?

This is fake. It includes sarcasm, it doesn't mention the merge, and there are no random capitals.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Besides, any tip jars Chris foresees are based around his swingin' around a pole and shakin' his ultra-setsy DDs

 

[Concept_of_Fate]

Well, it seems like he's not saying Magi-chan made them see the truth. So that's good.