Containment Random Chris Updates

[Concept_of_Fate]

Theres a greater than zero chance theater staff around Ruckersville is already bracing for Chris. He’s got to be some kind of known quantity with the locals by this point.

Well, after the blue arms thing back when Sonic Boom came out and such, he should be someone they're preparing for. Though they could just treat him like another rowdy customer

 

[UngaWunga]

Well, after the blue arms thing back when Sonic Boom came out and such, he should be someone they're preparing for. Though they could just treat him like another rowdy customer

“To your stations everyone. We have CWC-sign the likes of which even GOD has not seen!”

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I'm looking forward to the 'Paramount: Please make Sonichu the Movie' saga

I wonder if there is a reference/cheap shot to CWC in the movie like they did in the Sonic boom cartoon.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

So the prophecy has been fulfilled, Kiwi Farms agrees with CWC

My God..

 

[UngaWunga]

So the prophecy has been fulfilled, Kiwi Farms agrees with CWC

My God..

CWC fans have never been nearly as different from CWC than they have the ability to recognize, let alone confront. That’s part of the beauty of it all.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Chris does have some priors now tho. If they end up in court again it’s got a higher likelihood of not going south, but still misdemeanor stuff.

Chris could video himself shooting 3 theater employees, macing the cops who arrest him, shit in their squadcar and still get 2 months probation for being a manchild buffoon. His entire defense next time will be his lawyer reading dimensional merge tweets and showing those videos about the pony YouTubers.

 

[Tikbalang]

Should we prepare cameras from different angles when bracing the blue arms protest?

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

CWC fans have never been nearly as different from CWC than they have the ability to recognize, let alone confront. That’s part of the beauty of it all.

The sad, true beautiful truth to this this production.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Chris isn't going to prison. Virginia has made it perfectly clear they're unwilling to spend the money to keep this loony troon in a cage. So it's all therapeutic dockets, movie tickets, and asspats for Spergy McSpergface.

Now when he goes to another state for an epic chimpout at BronyCon? We'll see.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

He's right, though.

They should have gone with him

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I do not envy Chris that combination of odors.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Chris isn't going to prison. Virginia has made it perfectly clear they're unwilling to spend the money to keep this loony troon in a cage. So it's all therapeutic dockets, movie tickets, and asspats for Spergy McSpergface.

Now when he goes to another state for an epic chimpout at BronyCon? We'll see.

Cost more to clean up what is left of him in a cell than it is to put him in one. If he gets locked up, then we have no reason to be here.

 

[Tikbalang]

If he gets locked up, then we have no reason to be here.

Unless at least one of the prison staff is a KF member

 

[The American Hedgehog]

https://twitter.com/ingress/status/1123255691685310467

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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https://twitter.com/ingress/status/1123255691685310467

Had to look up wtf this is. Apparently its an anime about augmented reality with a main character who can see the 'memories' of objects he touches. Typical anime shit.

 

[DCM90]

Unless at least one of the prison staff is a KF member

Or if only for a miracle he ends up in a Venezuelan jail getting gently treated like he deserves.

Bishnu's First Anal

Congratulations, you've completed level one of your terrorist training. Next up - golden showers and ass 2 mouth. Allah Akbar!

efukt.com

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Had to look up wtf this is. Apparently its an anime about augmented reality with a main character who can see the 'memories' of objects he touches. Typical anime shit.

I swear that's something, again, No shocker, from JoJo

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

This being the random questions thread, I'll answer what I'll do when Chris dies. I'll make Rosechu pasties for my tits and shake it at the nearest titty bar. No, actually I will spend more time laughing at Amberlynn Reed and Chantal the Foodie Booty.

 

[Ferris]

A bit late, but
SONIC HAS TEETH, I REPEAT, SONIC HAS TEETH!
I wonder why Chris hasn’t posted about the movie yet. Do you think he’s sitting in his room devising Blarms 2.0?

 

[Sammy]

Not exactly Chris, but relevant, especially if you know the lore, made me laugh while looking for other deviantart gold-

Beige It Up by thegreatrouge on DeviantArt

www.deviantart.com

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

A bit late, but
SONIC HAS TEETH, I REPEAT, SONIC HAS TEETH!
I wonder why Chris hasn’t posted about the movie yet. Do you think he’s sitting in his room devising Blarms 2.0?

I'm also concerned about those luscious lips