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I'm still going with my theory of him thinking that the people he tweets at get his messages via their counterparts in the spergaverse.
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- Thread starter Clown Doll
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That's would make sense. It's consistent with the kind internal 'logic' Chris uses to view the world. Unfortunately it's a little too internally consistent and relatively linear so it's probably a very generous assessment.
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He wouldn't be able to rape anyone in a female prison, either. If he were actually going to do time I would recommend a male prison for him, though. He'd have a much better chance of being largely ignored in some low-security men's joint. Women in prison are fucking mean.
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Love to see people posting their CWC Rape Fantasies.
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the trailer for the sonic movie just dropped. should get an interesting reaction out of cwc
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Interesting indeed. Sonic has electricity powers in this movie.
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We need to start a gofundme to get some mace-proof safety goggles to send to all the movie theater employees in Ruckersville. There's still time to prevent this tragedy.
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Anyone wearing a blue long-sleeved shirt will get a discount
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A lot of movies change the way a character looks when they adapt it, we don't have to like it but we have to brace for it and deal with it in a mature manner. Chris doesn't do this, ever.
Edit - he has a real mustache lol he doesn't need to fake one with his hair :p
Edit - he has a real mustache lol he doesn't need to fake one with his hair :p
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Chris can't even get an erection anymore, so he won't be raping anybody. The hormones have killed his duck 
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Theyve still got ten fingers.Chris can't even get an erection anymore, so he won't be raping anybody. The hormones have killed his duck
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Even if Chris throws a temper tantrum in the movie theater over Sonic's arms, he is not going to prison.
At most, he'll serve a short misdemeanor sentence in the county lockup and maybe some probation. So y'all can quit with your prison rape fantasies involving Chris.
Besides, he doesn't have it in him to rape anyone given the fact that all those hormones killed his sex drive and rendered him impotent anyway.
At most, he'll serve a short misdemeanor sentence in the county lockup and maybe some probation. So y'all can quit with your prison rape fantasies involving Chris.
Besides, he doesn't have it in him to rape anyone given the fact that all those hormones killed his sex drive and rendered him impotent anyway.
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Chris does have some priors now tho. If they end up in court again it’s got a higher likelihood of not going south, but still misdemeanor stuff.
But people have spent over ten years saying how much they want Chris in prison and raped and I feel like half the CWC fan base learned everything they know about prison from jacking off to Oz.
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Not sure, but if not at least they could still get a gun.
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Well, even if he does something, I doubt it'll be as bad as we expect it. If anything, he'll move on until the next trailer comes out after a bit
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If it’s anything like previous times Chris will bitch and moan then buy all the merchandise.
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Theres a greater than zero chance theater staff around Ruckersville is already bracing for Chris. He’s got to be some kind of known quantity with the locals by this point.