Even sanity makes a fast appearance once in awhile
Well, it might be that he thinks they listened to him as well, and that's another can of worms to look into later when he explains how it came to happen in his mind. And he would be a normal person if not for the many other mounting issues that he has hoarded behind him, like the blue arms back when Boom was out.
Yeah, the "SOME." at the end is a dead giveaway. Also as much as spergs online like to support him he wouldn't get so much money in real life.
Even Chris is right sometimes, even if by accident.
Exactly. Plus, what store would be bold enough to gather donations for a cause like sending Chris to Bronycon? The only time Chris' photo will be at a store would be on the wall that states who is banned from that establishment.
"Nice Mudkip Ma'am."
Chris would probably believe that if it was blue. He could take it for another proof of the Merge happening.
He doesn't even know what Australia is and I think it's a lot bigger than an axolotl.
It’s the legendary “Shadow Mudkip”. You get it by going outside and looking at things that aren’t a screen.
He probably thinks that big orange ball in the sky only orbits 14 BC and when it sets, it turns off for the night.
If Chris was sent to the caveman era, not only he's the smartest human out there but the whole dimensional merge will become a part of mythology.
Nope, even the most primitive hominid can out-think Chris.
But during the stone age...
Are we not going to point out that he said "creature" instead of animal? That's the quickest way to let on that you have the tism.
How will he be smarter? He would freeze to death the first night.
