Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

Saw Chris at Target earlier this evening. I made sure to push him down and yell JULAAAAY at him. Then everyone clapped.

Nah, but seriously, this mother fucker needs a new outfit. He was wearing the same shit he's always wearing in his photos. Nothing interesting happened, he was just sitting at the Starbucks mooching off the Pokestop.

Chris probably went there for bathroom. I assume he went to women's, and probably left a lot of mess after using the toilet

 

[deathray44]

If chris chan and JK Rowling wrote a novel, how much would you pay to get your hands on a copy?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-if.662/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-if.662/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-if.662/

 

[muh_moobs]

As usual Chris fails to understand the internet and how it works. The fact he can't understand protected tweets is still pretty amusing.

Does he even understand magnets? How do they work?

He said the same thing for men, and now look at him. And not to long ago, he went through his fat fetish.
And besides, Chris and farts go hand in hand behind on cake.
He likes farts.

Got that for ya.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris bragging in his LGBT status has the same reason as him having autism: the feel of being special.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Ah, cretinous cartoon hedgehogs flying and proudly brandishing a flag representing a profitable minority. Gets you right there, don't it?

You don't see Mario pulling shit like that. Guy's got some dignity.

 

[praktica]

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Chris bragging in his LGBT status has the same reason as him having autism: the feel of being special.

And yet Sonic has spent the last twenty odd years attacking a man with a shaved head and a moustache?

 

[JULAY]

Chris probably went there for bathroom. I assume he went to women's, and probably left a lot of mess after using the toilet

Nah. It's a well known fact that he poops himself, and pisses on his bedroom floor.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Probably come up with another name just to add it to the list of personas.

Might

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Chris bragging in his LGBT status has the same reason as him having autism: the feel of being special.

I think it's more so the thought of "You can't harm me! I'm -------". I do agree with you about him wanting to be spechul but he not only wants a pedestal, but a shield too

 

[PT 940]

New Pokemon and evolutions are out now, we might be seeing some updates from Chris about his Pokemon journey...there are special lure modules you can buy to attract/evolve Pokemon that I feel almost certain he's going to buy

 

[Looney Troons]

New Pokemon and evolutions are out now, we might be seeing some updates from Chris about his Pokemon journey...there are special lure modules you can buy to attract/evolve Pokemon that I feel almost certain he's going to buy

If Chris’ credit wasn’t absolutely destroyed, it’s amusing to think that he’d apply for a Target Card (likely with a limit of 300USD) and immediately blast it on Pokémon cards and unlimited free refills at the cafe.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

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Chris bragging in his LGBT status has the same reason as him having autism: the feel of being special.

The first thing I thought of was how the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account would mock it. I don't what the fuck Sega Hardlight is, but god damn if that doesn't make me cringe a bit. They even included a plus sign to include all the snowflakes.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

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Chris bragging in his LGBT status has the same reason as him having autism: the feel of being special.

Join in the true fight against bigotry.......





....alongside Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Somehow I feel people like Chris would join any cause without question so long as it was led by their autist mascot.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I don't what the fuck Sega Hardlight is

Replace the word "light" with "cock" and it makes sense.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I don't really know where to post this, but I had this strange dream last night that James Rolfe like from AVGN posted a video of himself talking about things chris, I don't really recall much but else but that it was the second video he was doing on him.
Very odd dream.

Just about any topic in 'general' probably would've been a better choice.

 

[King Kiwi]

New Pokemon and evolutions are out now, we might be seeing some updates from Chris about his Pokemon journey...there are special lure modules you can buy to attract/evolve Pokemon that I feel almost certain he's going to buy

Chris is totally lame right now.

Nothing interesting in months aside from making 14 BC a "business" and his Pokemon exploits put me to sleep, they're so boring.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

New Pokemon and evolutions are out now, we might be seeing some updates from Chris about his Pokemon journey...there are special lure modules you can buy to attract/evolve Pokemon that I feel almost certain he's going to buy

You caused me to waste 40 seconds of my life searching for what I thought was new news about Sword & Shield.

 

[Tikbalang]

"I watched the netflix animation series, might as well try the game"

 

[PT 940]

You caused me to waste 40 seconds of my life searching for what I thought was new news about Sword & Shield.

Chris has wasted far more of your life, I'm sure

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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"I watched the netflix animation series, might as well try the game"

Can anyone figure out what metadada is saying in the bottom right corner?

 

[MY 405]

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"I watched the netflix animation series, might as well try the game"

Here, Chris, let us show you to the "egress".