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interview with chris at about 10:17
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The combination of his hairline and extra chins make him look like a tick that's about to pop.
 
interview with chris at about 10:17

Summary:
  • There's an obscure character called "Pappy Van Poodle" in the video game "Rusty's Real Deal Baseball".
  • The interviewer finds out about Pappy and makes a video on him because no one seems to have ever heard of him.
  • After the video is uploaded, the interviewer hears a rumor that Chris might have encountered Pappy before he did.
  • He gets in touch with Chris through that autist who bought Chris a Switch and made the ghost hunting video with him.
  • Chris says he's never heard of the character and the rumor's false.
  • End of interview.

PRETTY FUCKING GAY IF YOU ASK ME!
 
interview with chris at about 10:17
Why did this guy even add this exchange to his video? Why would he have some autist act weird if it didn't even help them in their hunt?
What are your main memories of "Rusty's Real Deal Baseball"?
Der bak and fourt bertween me an the wabbit
I think he was actually a dog Chris.
The least Chris could've done is know what he's even talking about.

Also this:
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Chris is always going to have barnacles, but his current crop is the worst ever. They can't decide if they want to run to second base, so they just sit and fidget on first in a perpetual and utterly boring state of indecision.
 
The only thing this proves is his horrible sleeping pattern from having literally no responsibilities.
They say a messed up sleep cycle is a symptom of autism, because of messed up neurotransmitters.

And unlike the good old Manchester High days, there's nothing to regulate Chris' schedule.

Remember how "fixing his biological clock" was a goal of that "Love Quest" (now cancelled because Dimensional Merge)?
 
I can't say that I'm surprised that the Sonic movie got delayed. But I bet Paramount must be pretty annoyed about it considering that they've probably already printed thousands of posters with the November release date.
 
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I can't say that I'm surprised that the Sonic movie got delayed. But I bet Paramount must be pretty annoyed about it considering that they've probably already printed thousands of posters with the November release date.
Not to mention the potential loss in revenue with a pre-Christmas release and the cost of re-rendering every scene again.
Not that anyone will watch it anyway.
 
There was a talk between the two of the greatest trullz in Christory.
Real or fake?
 
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I think the officers will just give him prop guns that used in theaters
picture 90s Chris being put into military school is discipline is the rule instead of the exception.

If he is supposed to hate work he would hate the extra labour he is punished with for not doing the labour he should have in the first place.

The teachers would take his Game Boy and Sonic comics away and he would get depressed that he can't have his toys.

Bob and Barb won't be there to coddle him.

Chris would have lynched himself if he couldn't use proper guns.
 
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