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Chris offers condolences to someone whose father passed away... by telling her that her father is likely in Dimension C-197 now.

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wow i can't believe the plan of funneling money and moving states to court a mongo who believes in cartoons didnt work out

honestly if this person is genuinely upset, they're fucking stupid. on the other hand, if this is some stupid op within the op, it's real fucking scummy

think about it, chris was probably stoked to have a new source of toy money someone to interact with that isn't a cashier. it's an easy way to get some cheap reactions: make him think he'll finally have a friend nearby and then pull out over some fabricated excuse. although idk who'd pay hundreds just to mildly disappoint some glass-sorter.
 
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niggers said:
wow i can't believe the plan off funneling money and moving states to court a mongo who believes in cartoons didnt work out

honestly if this person is genuinely upset, they're fucking stupid. on the other hand, if this is some stupid op within the op, it's real fucking scummy

think about it, chris was probably stoked to have a new source of toy money someone to interact with that isn't a cashier. it's an easy way to get some cheap reactions: make him think he'll finally have a friend nearby and then pull out over some fabricated excuse. although idk who'd pay hundreds just to mildly disappoint some glass-sorter.
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It was bound to fail. After all, the only things that he cares about nowadays is whatever's stewing in his head and the shit he already has.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Someone on Reddit stopped by Chris's house for a selfie with him.

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r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] I met Chris-Chan, it was weird.

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Yeah, right Chris rolls around in that bathrobe because it's easy access.

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Looks like Sarah and Steve are walking away from Chris.

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lol, they changed their Twitter bio to this:

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Chris will burn every bridge, but he won't run out for a while because there's a plenty.

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That's just nasty. People may not recoil in disgust do to your paper troon persona, but I still will.
 
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There was a talk between the two of the greatest trullz in Christory.
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I think it's real. It sounds like both of them and there was a time in the Liquid saga where Clyde "trolled" him.

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Looks like Sarah and Steve are walking away from Chris.

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Hulkster's theory: They bought tons of overpriced shit from Chris hoping to get something else in return and Chris refused. Thus, they think they were "swindled" because they're fat carny white trash
 
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How was anyone "swindled" by voluntarily giving money to Chris with no promises of anything in return? Chris is not bad enough off that he needs a single longterm benefactor. If he had no tugboat, then maybe. But he gets too much without the annoyance of internet strangers bugging him while he is having mind sex with his 4 spouses and other lovers.
 
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Hulkster's theory: They bought tons of overpriced shit from Chris hoping to get something else in return and Chris refused. Thus, they think they were "swindled" because they're fat carny white trash
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I feel like the weens take for granted his trooning out and virtue signalling and overlook his long-established laziness. For Chris, meeting you halfway is going above and beyond.
 
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In rehabilitation, the only way to successfully change himself is to help himself. Psychologist, parents, even people like SnS failed to help Chris because lacks willpower.
 
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Seems the young man pretending to be two people got cold feet when KiwiFarms put him in the spotlight, again. Sadly, if he's here, it's already too late.
 
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The strangest part of the latest developments with the married ‘tards is that they have me blocked when I’ve never spoken to them. The only reason I could imagine they’d block me is because I made fun of that ‘tard girl who tried to #metoo Chris a while back.
 
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