Containment Random Chris Updates

[break these cuffs]

Chris still blames that incident for their current financial troubles.

He isn't entirely wrong, he just too much of a tard and a narc to realize that Snyder wasn't the one who caused the incident or the decisions that led to the financial ruin. I also have little doubt that Chris or Barb would have blown the entire inheritance on their own by now anyway.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He isn't entirely wrong, he just too much of a tard and a narc to realize that Snyder wasn't the one who caused the incident or the decisions that led to the financial ruin. I also have little doubt that Chris or Barb would have blown the entire inheritance on their own by now anyway.

Yes, Chris is entirely wrong. If they hadn't hit Snyder, Barb and Chris would have blown through that money like testosterone is blowing through Chris' hair follicles. Snyder or that incident aren't to blame for a 37 year old man, who was literally born with a broken brain.

 

[break these cuffs]

Yes, Chris is entirely wrong. If they hadn't hit Snyder, Barb and Chris would have blown through that money like testosterone is blowing through Chris' hair follicles. Snyder or that incident aren't to blame for a 37 year old man, who was literally born with a broken brain.

You and Chris just need to fuck already because jesus do you get autistic about this shit.

 

[Sperghetti]

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If a high school art teacher saw these, he would assume that it was drawn by a gradeschooler.
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If it's an art submission, it's okay if the artist is a child or an adult with art skills, but Chris is not a child or had an art skills.

That's what I find most fascinating about Chris. He's not just autistic, he's also so narcisstic that he makes absolutely no attempt to get better at anything, ever.

I mean most other people who draw, no matter how bad, at least try to improve somehow. Even the most delusional ones will still try different materials, techniques, or ways of rendering things in hopes that something will work better for them.

But Chris has been drawing on a regular basis for well over a decade, and he's barely changed at all. Everything still looks like a 6th grader did it, and he's never moved beyond pencil and Crayola washable markers. It's clear that he just doesn't think he needs to get better.

It's no wonder he only pays attention to people who will play "Dimensional Merge" with him. They're the only ones who recognize what an awesome genius he is, and that seems to be all he cares about at this point.

 

[Darndirty]

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I miss the Miyamoto-Reggie Saga

To this day. Thats my favorite saga, chris reading his letter from nintendo so smugly, him desperately trying to get the president of nintendo, who he thought he was in correspondance with to call his mom so she would believe him. Him pretending to actually go.

All just vintage naive chris. Rip.

 

[Tikbalang]

That's what I find most fascinating about Chris. He's not just autistic, he's also so narcisstic that he makes absolutely no attempt to get better at anything, ever.

Technically, there are changes since 2005, but the comparison is like comparing the child's drawing from the previous month

I mean most other people who draw, no matter how bad, at least try to improve somehow. Even the most delusional ones will still try different materials, techniques, or ways of rendering things in hopes that something will work better for them.
But Chris has been drawing on a regular basis for well over a decade, and he's barely changed at all. Everything still looks like a 6th grader did it, and he's never moved beyond pencil and Crayola washable markers. It's clear that he just doesn't think he needs to get better.

Chris should learn from MKR although the art is typical Deviantart level.

It's no wonder he only pays attention to people who will play "Dimensional Merge" with him. They're the only ones who recognize what an awesome genius he is, and that seems to be all he cares about at this point.

Claiming to be a godes is easier than everything that most people could do.

 

[Wraith]

That's what makes his rule 34 work so disturbing. It looks like the evidence coaxed out of a mute illiterate seven year old who's been rescued from some depraved cult.

Show me on the Officer Kimmy where they touched you.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Lol the Idea Man pony that Null forced Chris to kill has been revived as was Simonla in time.

Can't stop a CPU Goddess.

 

[break these cuffs]

Fuck you, fag. But when someone whiteknites Chris to death, you don't stick your shit covered snout into their business. I don't even recognize your handle, stay in your lane.

lol at pulling the "I'm an oldfag card" and the CWC forum is srs bizness

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

lol at pulling the "I'm an oldfag card" and the CWC forum is srs bizness

Well, it's true. It's not new or a secret that I don't cut Chris any slack with his piss poor excuses or whiteknites, so quit acting like it is.

 

[break these cuffs]

Well, it's true. It's not new or a secret that I don't cut Chris any slack with his piss poor excuses or whiteknites, so quit acting like it is.

Oh your autism is well known. Some day you with finally get recognized for your tireless efforts. Until then, people are going to call you a retard.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh your autism is well known. Some day you with finally get recognized for your tireless efforts. Until then, people are going to call you an exceptional individual.

Lol, if I cared about petty name calling by a neck beard, I wouldn't be here. I've been called almost everything here not just by cows but members as well. I'm not a liberal pussy, who folds easily, but if I do something genuinely wrong I fess up to it. Having a dissenting opinion about your patron saint of curdled milk is not wrong.

 

[break these cuffs]

Lol, if I cared about petty name calling by a neck beard, I wouldn't be here. I've been called almost everything here not just by cows but members as well. I'm not a liberal pussy, who folds easily, but if I do something genuinely wrong I fess up to it. Having a dissenting opinion about your patron saint of curdled tard cum is not wrong.

The fact that you think everyone who doesn't posses an equally throbbing hateboner for Chris is some kind of whiteknight is hilarious.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The fact that you think everyone who doesn't posses an equally throbbing hateboner for Chris is some kind of whiteknight is hilarious.

No, it's being hyperbolic, which I'm also known for. Anyway, I'm out of this pissing contestm. This is about Chris not your opinions about me.

 

[No_one]

@Mariposa Electrique,@break these cuffs please continue.

 

[Rupin]

@Mariposa Electrique,@break these cuffs

You guys seriously did not just call each other names over a fat tranny autist, did you?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Maybe it's you two guys who should fuck already and spare us this spergfest.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

@Mariposa Electrique,@break these cuffs

You guys seriously did not just call each other names over a fat tranny autist, did you?

Oh yes they did and it is glorious. If they keep it up long enough maybe we wll see some halal meat.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

You know what would be real funny and could lead to a Blarms type altercation?

If Chris has a vision that if Cunt Nugget doesn't appear on MLPG5 as per Celestia and Godbear and the Commodore Supreme Overlords wishes that the cartoon dimension will be at risk.

It would be epic because Kun has 0% chance of making it to the real show with a name like that.

Chris treats his OCs like they were his children, he would do something crazy for Kun if his dimension merge thing tells him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Sarah and Steve's Twitter was screencapped by someone on their friend list. 44 images are attached. Most of it's them kissing Chris's ass. Some quotes:

"I have been writing and recording religiously inspired music about Christine myself for our future project"

"When we both visited Ruckersville, we could feel a sort-of.. magic in the air."

"I'll do anything I can to help speed up the merge. ^^ I have a theory that, if more people believed, it would happen faster."

"Steven speaking. I'd say the best times I've had in my life were back in middle / high school, even though I was bullied & didn't have many friends."

(from just after they got upset that Chris was ignoring them): "As much as it will hurt, I will completely tune out if Christine doesn't have the decency of addressing my concerns. I tried. I was willing to go so far out of my way to be a true friend. But not to be treated as second anything."