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It doesn't really matter in the end. It's impossible to wrangle a tard like Chris because he's the gold medal winner in burning people's goodwill. No matter how much effort you put towards helping him, he knows no gratitude, and the second he gets bored of you you're dropped like a sack of shit. He has forgone acutal relationships for ones made up entirely in his head. He has more respect for figments of his imagination, just think about that for a second.
 
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I feel like the Idea Guys are a cabal, SnS somehow became a new member

I'd be surprised if the idea guys were more than one guy, honestly. All I've ever feasted my eyes on was one shot of a strapping neckbeard. No sign of a girl, anywhere. Couldn't be that they'd be pretending to be two people to gain the trust of our hero, could it?
 
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I'd be surprised if the idea guys were more than one guy, honestly. All I've ever feasted my eyes on was one shot of a strapping neckbeard. No sign of a girl, anywhere. Couldn't be that they'd be pretending to be two people to gain the trust of our hero, could it?
There were two guys. I forgot the second guy's name but if you look under the Chris=Chan Extortionists thread you'll find it there.
 
Incorrect. Chris has stated that he has an estimated IQ of over 300, in his own True and Honest Words. Ignore the fact that such an IQ number is not possible.

Interestingly, canon Robotnik has an IQ of exactly 300, showing (i) that the writers of Sonic didn't understand IQ either and (ii) that Chris claiming to have all the powers and more of them than anyone else may be longer-lived than we thought.
Robotnik built an empire using robots of his own design, chris builds a lego town.
 
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I miss the Miyamoto-Reggie Saga
 
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