Containment Random Chris Updates

[zap2theextreme]

It doesn't really matter in the end. It's impossible to wrangle a tard like Chris because he's the gold medal winner in burning people's goodwill. No matter how much effort you put towards helping him, he knows no gratitude, and the second he gets bored of you you're dropped like a sack of shit. He has forgone acutal relationships for ones made up entirely in his head. He has more respect for figments of his imagination, just think about that for a second.

 

[SpineySonichu]

Wow Chris managed to find one disciple that doesn't follow him out of pity.

 

[Tikbalang]

I feel like the Idea Guys are a cabal, SnS somehow became a new member

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I know I'm in dangerous tard waters here, but I wonder why.

I... I do not have this information. lol

 

[atlanta]

I feel like the Idea Guys are a cabal, SnS somehow became a new member

I'd be surprised if the idea guys were more than one guy, honestly. All I've ever feasted my eyes on was one shot of a strapping neckbeard. No sign of a girl, anywhere. Couldn't be that they'd be pretending to be two people to gain the trust of our hero, could it?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I'd be surprised if the idea guys were more than one guy, honestly. All I've ever feasted my eyes on was one shot of a strapping neckbeard. No sign of a girl, anywhere. Couldn't be that they'd be pretending to be two people to gain the trust of our hero, could it?

There were two guys. I forgot the second guy's name but if you look under the Chris=Chan Extortionists thread you'll find it there.

 

[GreyGhost]

I feel like the Idea Guys are a cabal, SnS somehow became a new member

Who's Idea Guy? And who is trying to fuck with Chris now?

 

[Rupin]

Who's Idea Guy? And who is trying to fuck with Chris now?

Read the cwcki.

 

[Looney Troons]

Imagine calling us “dangerous” when you willingly participate in a grown man’s delusions

 

[GreyGhost]

Read the cwcki.

Okay sorry about that.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

People, come on. This isn't as bad as believing L Ron Hubbard.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Incorrect. Chris has stated that he has an estimated IQ of over 300, in his own True and Honest Words. Ignore the fact that such an IQ number is not possible.

Interestingly, canon Robotnik has an IQ of exactly 300, showing (i) that the writers of Sonic didn't understand IQ either and (ii) that Chris claiming to have all the powers and more of them than anyone else may be longer-lived than we thought.

Robotnik built an empire using robots of his own design, chris builds a lego town.

 

[Raiken]

Robotnik built an empire using robots of his own design, chris builds a lego town.

With molten bricks and unmatching colors.

 

[Tikbalang]

I miss the Miyamoto-Reggie Saga

 

[King Kiwi]

Imagine calling us “dangerous” when you willingly participate in a grown man’s delusions

Hmm. I thought we were all just fun-loving oddballs who enjoyed following the same lolcow.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Hmm. I thought we were all just fun-loving oddballs who enjoyed following the same lolcow.

Nope, we're definitely a bunch of dang dirty evil tranny-murdering Nazi trolls who are out to destroy all that is good.

 

[Bonnabelle The Blue]

Nope, we're definitely a bunch of dang dirty evil tranny-murdering Nazi trolls who are out to destroy all that is good.

At least you admit it, finally. Now, we can begin to help you all heal.

 

[PT 940]

OMG you don't "haggle" for eShop purchases, Chris. *headdesk

...where did I put my blood pressure medicine?

Edit: had no idea, my bad

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The Sonic the Hedgehog movie got delayed a few months to fix Sonic's design. Its new release date is Feb 14, 2020.

 

[King Kiwi]

Nope, we're definitely a bunch of dang dirty evil tranny-murdering Nazi trolls who are out to destroy all that is good.

I guess the cat's out of the bag. Dang.