Containment Random Chris Updates

HAH. Is he gonna nail 99 printed out tweets about this merge faggotry to the door of the Methodist church he goes to? This I wanna see.
Well, he does look like Martin Luther
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Chris will never give this up. It’s too perfect of a world dream to give up. He gets everything he’s ever wanted, he’s loved by all, and no one goes against him. That is his perfect world. And no one can ever get him to stop screeching that it’s real.

The thing is though, there has to be some part of him, deep down in the middle of the night, that knows he’s alone and no cartoon characters are really there.
 
Well, he does look like Martin Luther
Chris makes a shitty Luther. One of the big objections Luther had was the Catholic church selling indulgences. And if you're backing up Chris' delusions you will survive the merge, if you're a haydur you'll die... sounds kind of indulgence-like to me! Luther would probably nail a manifesto directly to Chris' head lol XD
 

new trolling saga brewing? seems he's really annoyed.
so I've been seeing people say maybe he's becoming self-aware. this proves he still can't tell when people are fuckin with him so no he is not there yet. also when I saw a video had been posted I thought it would have been about the merge because of the way he's been ranting about how "its totally going to happen" so this was a surprise that gave me a giggle.
 

new trolling saga brewing ? seems he's really annoyed .
Ah, the old dramatic glasses removal and claw of fail. So many memories of times past *wipes tear away*

I freely admit to not listening to a word Chris was (mostly) screeching. The black and white portrait of a lion on the wall above his bed seems a little out of place and I'm curious about it. In between plastic bobblehead dolls, pony shit and Chris's own doodles, no less. What's with that? A memory of Bob? Does a lion feature in the next Merge saga?

Oh yeah, and Chris is as easy to troll as ever, it seems. So much for "learnt from my past mistakes".
 
Ah, the old dramatic glasses removal and claw of fail. So many memories of times past *wipes tear away*

I freely admit to not listening to a word Chris was (mostly) screeching. The black and white portrait of a lion on the wall above his bed seems a little out of place and I'm curious about it. In between plastic bobblehead dolls, pony shit and Chris's own doodles, no less. What's with that? A memory of Bob? Does a lion feature in the next Merge saga?

Oh yeah, and Chris is as easy to troll as ever, it seems. So much for "learnt from my past mistakes".
It symbolizes her inner power and leadership.
 
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